Ted Crusty
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Amazing Real footage of UFO Abduction
Horrific Bungee Jump Accident
Man thrown out Rollercoaster in Horrific Accident
Horrific Skate Accident as man falls hard
Golfer Struck by Lightning -Up close footage
Levitation Attempt goes terribly wrong
Man Brutally Clubbed in Freak Accident
Man Falls down Worlds Deepest Hole in Terrible Accident
Unicorn Sighting and Attack caught on tape. Amazing footage.
Lad Brutally Kicked in Groin in Freak Accident
Dramatic Evidence of Rapid Climate Change
How to Backflip goes Badly Wrong
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Gowntacular.

Ted Crusty was born when he was still quite young, to the name of Teddington Crustacean. Realising this name was more hampering than a snappier name (except in the sub-marine world where he became quite popular), he changed it to its shorter form as it is now.

At some point in mid 1994, during a visit to a local tumble dryer production factory, he met a worker there by the name of Keith. Keith was the worker of the month and was doing a celebratory speech, but slipped off the podium and into the worlds most drying dryer, along with a large amount of freshly washed, slightly damp garments. Needless to say this combination proved devastating.

Keith re-emerged from the dryer, but as he had become entangled in assorted clothing, a name tag got stuck to his body in the carnage, and that name tag said Joe. Obviously the incident caused widespread amnesia to all present, so the name of Joe stuck. Tragically the event resulted in his body being turned into the very fabrics he fell into.
Country:
United Kingdom
Hobbies:
Capturing freak accidents on tape.
Movies:
Eraserhead, Nosferatu, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Bad Taste, Braindead, Evil Dead, Cannibal Holocaust etc. Any B movies. And the Deal or No Deal interactive DVD game.
Music:
Necrophagist, Decrepit Birth, Origin, Psycroptic, Unmerciful etc.
Books:
Ken Barlow's Novel that got chucked in a fire and books about ancient times
Recent Activity  
TedCrusty uploaded a new video (3 weeks ago)
Modern Warfare 2 FREAK OUT - kid kills himself
 
 
TedCrusty uploaded a new video (3 weeks ago)
Man cut in half chopping wood to make budget Christmas gifts
 
 
TedCrusty uploaded a new video (3 weeks ago)
Mans Heart pulled out in Freak Karate Accident
 
 
TedCrusty uploaded a new video (4 weeks ago)
Terrifying Real Witch Footage at Halloween
 
 
TedCrusty uploaded a new video (1 month ago)
KID REDUCED TO SKELETON PLAYING WOW
 
Channel Comments (4114)
01KidFatal01 (2 minutes ago)
Marmite.. love him or hate him :(
akb33385 (2 hours ago)
so (strangly) funny
11Jacy (6 hours ago)
"Joe? Joe?... No.." I love that!
Apocalypsus95 (9 hours ago)
hahha.. "nnnnoo.." Your vids are pretty funny xD
MrODOJ (9 hours ago)
this fucking dick wad makes it look easy to become a l33t on utube, 90% is luck, the rest is appeaing to the fucking braindead audience or actually have skill. notice that most of the higher view ppl or videos are some random bullshit. I DONT GIV A SHIT IS FRED GOES SWIMMING OR IF CHALIE BIT YOUR FINGER! I WANT TO SEE SOMEONE DO SOMETHING THAT TOOK MORE THAN LOW GRADE POT OR YOU 2 YEAR OLD TO COME UP WITH,
fuck off utube, i think i we should see other sites.
truemizou (11 hours ago)
well it must be easy, hate to assume your charecter but if you think thats in anyway funny then your slightly less clever than your should be
MasterLeeMochow (12 hours ago)
unity for all humanity
p.u.
timer1234567890 (13 hours ago)
You're fuckin' funny, dude
yeebs0n (18 hours ago)
ur so retarded,ur videos suck !
ewenson111 (21 hours ago)
necrophagist rule!!
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