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Gowntacular.
Ted Crusty was born when he was still quite young, to the name of Teddington Crustacean. Realising this name was more hampering than a snappier name (except in the sub-marine world where he became quite popular), he changed it to its shorter form as it is now.
At some point in mid 1994, during a visit to a local tumble dryer production factory, he met a worker there by the name of Keith. Keith was the worker of the month and was doing a celebratory speech, but slipped off the podium and into the worlds most drying dryer, along with a large amount of freshly washed, slightly damp garments. Needless to say this combination proved devastating.
Keith re-emerged from the dryer, but as he had become entangled in assorted clothing, a name tag got stuck to his body in the carnage, and that name tag said Joe. Obviously the incident caused widespread amnesia to all present, so the name of Joe stuck. Tragically the event resulted in his body being turned into the very fabrics he fell into.
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http://www.youtube.com/watc...
For a few videos I have done for TVE.
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Gowntacular.
Ted Crusty was born when he was still quite young, to the name of Teddington Crustacean. Realising this name was more hampering than a snappier name (except in the sub-marine world where he became quite popular), he changed it to its shorter form as it is now.
At some point in mid 1994, during a visit to a local tumble dryer production factory, he met a worker there by the name of Keith. Keith was the worker of the month and was doing a celebratory speech, but slipped off the podium and into the worlds most drying dryer, along with a large amount of freshly washed, slightly damp garments. Needless to say this combination proved devastating.
Keith re-emerged from the dryer, but as he had become entangled in assorted clothing, a name tag got stuck to his body in the carnage, and that name tag said Joe. Obviously the incident caused widespread amnesia to all present, so the name of Joe stuck. Tragically the event resulted in his body being turned into the very fabrics he fell into.
Country:
United Kingdom
Hobbies:
Capturing freak accidents on tape.
Movies:
Eraserhead, Nosferatu, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Bad Taste, Braindead, Evil Dead, Cannibal Holocaust etc. Any B movies. And the Deal or No Deal interactive DVD game.
Music:
Necrophagist, Decrepit Birth, Origin, Psycroptic, Unmerciful etc.
Books:
Ken Barlow's Novel that got chucked in a fire and books about ancient times
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Kailette22
(3 hours ago)
nouuu
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MRkylethejew
(4 hours ago)
Its so fake its funny!
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markrobinault
(5 hours ago)
You should put all the videos of Joe dieing into one video edited together, that would be great!
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emokid424242
(6 hours ago)
dont listen to the bad comments ur vids are funny its more funny with the nhooo
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N8ER88
(8 hours ago)
suck it
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DragonSlasher100
(10 hours ago)
these vids are so stupid it's funny!
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bizeeemom
(13 hours ago)
your vids are so dumb
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millnokman
(14 hours ago)
this is so funny
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discnchips
(22 hours ago)
Jesus Christ, you have to be a complete moron to watch this shit. Or British, I guess.
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BigBlock454454
(1 day ago)
alll of this is fake how can u like them
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