If you don't think Jasper is awesomeness, I hat...

TEAM JASPER!!!

I love Jasper Hale, Seth Clearwater, James (the nomad), Tom Felton, Draco Malfoy, Jackson Rathbone, Jasper Whitlock, Edward Cullen, Drew Fuller, Johnny Depp, Alan Rickman, Emmett Cullen, Daniel Radcliffe, and Rupert Grint.

Who is Jasper Cullen? I've never heard of him. What's he like? Is he in a book? Is he blonde? Is he a vampire Cullen or a Cullen? Southern like Hale/Whitlock? Was he in the army? Vampire wars? Does he have a special power? This "Jasper Cullen" of which you speak isn't as good as my Jazz.

I have a weird obsession with Seth Clearwater. I hate the pack, but I adore Seth. Chapter 6 New Moon, first time you meet Seth. I got my friend to read Twilight, and i kept bugging her that she was a book away, two chapters away, three pages. She read the chapter and said "All they tell you is that he is 14 and idolizes Jacob" to which i replied to by making a face. I have an irrational hatred of Jacob.

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