Fat Samurai

Instead of saying skeet or semen or something you should just call it spore clouds. It goes nicely with mushroom tip.

Ahh yes. I loved the chamber. Probably my second favorite experience. It seems like the ones who wanna appear to be all hard ass and whatnot are the ones who turn into bitches in there. For more of basic I was considered one of the weakest among my fellow trainees yet I went through the chamber t...

I showed this video to my friend while he was playing a video game. He has really bad asthma and has a throws up blood randomly. When he was listening to this he had to stop playing his game for 20 minutes, coughing up blood, and almost died from laughing so hard from. I have medical training tho...

At my old college dorm there was this guy who went up to a week without shitting.One day he took a shit so big it was close to if not bigger than the size of a football. This was one whole piece not a lot of them together. All the guys were obsessing over it.They took it out of the toilet put it ...

@GrayZStar 1...2...5.... SHIT!!! *BOOM*

@theguywiththetail Really? Not even.... DRAGON BALL EVOLUTION ABRIDGED?!?! *watches video* oh wait, this is pretty much DBEA... =/

@MrNobody000000000 No it's not. It's still the year of the metal rabbit. It changes to the water dragon between Feburary/March. I don't know when exactly. Chinese signs change different days each year because it's lunar based but it's always around the same time.

I think I got 1 frame every 2 minutes on Duke Nukem Forever on my computer. Didn't know games could run that slow............. I just completed the first level yesterday! =D

I don't know if this point has been made yet but you are mostly correct. Throwing knives don't kill people unless you get that lucky hit. The main point of throwing knives was to let them rust, then hit someone with it. Mind you this was before tetanus shots were invented. Hit them, they'd die of...

People at my university make fun of me because I have five of the same button up shirt. It's a very unique design and apparently I'm the only person in the world who has it. I don't even know where I got them from. I managed to have the same outfit for two weeks straight and not wear a dirty outf...

Nice, but I kinda wonder what the point of full auto is for one of these. The magazine capacity is far too small to warrant any benefits from full auto. Other than the fact it's fun as hell of course!

Anyone find it ironic? There's Duke Nukem 1, Duke Nukem 2, Duke Nukem 3D, Duke Nukem 4ever?

@gokuthaman777 I live in TN also and carry around a 2.5 inch folder. It has proved itself useful in certain situations. Strength and martial arts training makes up for what one might lack in blade size.

@Link6746 I'm not the only one in the world to have played Morrowind! O.O You are made of win!

@CSnakeV Exactly. We should elect leaders, not bosses. Keeping your country safe and protecting them is one thing. Being paranoid the other wants to just over throw you and scrambling for power because of it is a step in the wrong direction.

32:34 "This colt can only hold 7 rounds. That doesn't sound right at all..."

That's right. It's a single stack handgun chambered in 45. It's relatively big when it comes to pistol calibers. It's slim design makes it a great choice for those looking for conceal carry. You can't really get much mo...

If that's a belly gun then you must be really fat to get that shot. Nah just kiddin! Great shot!

@brotato2 I think you mean Call of Virginity: Black Cocks?

@Lv5FtW I've been through the army thing too but you have to remember police are suppose to be peace keepers not peace makers. They are suppose to end threats with as few causalities on both sides as possible. They have a lot of limits put on what force they can use. If they even barely push thos...

I killed that chicken in my game and the guy who saw me went insane. I tried to give them the 45 coin bounty but he wouldn't take it because a guard wasn't in the area. He tried to fricken kill me... >_> It's like sheesh I could give you 10 times that bounty but you wanna bash my skull in with a ...

@madamadam158 They do shoot out wad which is a paperlike substance which holds the gunpowder in the round and this paper is shot out fast enough to hurt someone. But other than that no. Blanks are just rounds meant to symbolize shooting a gun without really shooting one. Used in training and movi...

@Duckyistrippin I hear ya. I actually like machine guns myself but my aim was so good they wanted to take advantage of it. =/ And I agree, why I watched this video. Lookin for a good self defence weapon and a long range rifle is just not right. Shotguns are better. I think at least 10 rounds woul...

@USAFFuturePilot I use to say "My Ass RIDES In Navy Equiptment Sir!" but I think I like "Really Is" better! Thanks for sharin! =)

@hildegain Considering that their names are puns of food the thought of them cooking kinda makes me hungry... And I just ate! =(

"Human beings may not be candy bars but I don't have any food" I almost crapped my pants when I heard that... XD

@goraisan I don't recall if he went over this in the Kobudo portion of Samurai Spirit. We did something similar when I was training in a form of ninjutsu. We would do this as we bowed in and out of class. However we did it in seiza instead of standing up and say a loud prayer in Japanese after th...

@animeholiic Different strokes for different folks. But I'm sure we both agree DBZ kicks ass! =P

@aaron75fy Soz mate, I'm an asper. Sarcasm is either a hit or miss with me. Technically I shouldn't understand the concept at all... =/

@infernai Not to mention he's more useful than Vegeta in my opinion. He attempted to stop the main villian several times from destroying the world or becoming more powerful. Dragon Ball, Saiyans, Cell, Super Buu. Vegeta attacked the earth, allowed Freeza to transform when he could have beat him, ...