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To avoid flash memory issues, when going betweeen open areas, use the cardboard box. It'll give you a chance to enter the screen and hang out until the enemy isn't looking at you.

@bishyouaintnobarbie Holy crap, 7th grade? Really? Hell, that's about how old I was when I first saw this!

@Nightwind0 Most likely a saxaphone.

@cole003f Man, I grew up with stuff like this and it looks like garbage to me. I mean sure, you can't judge a book by it's cover, but the cover kinda looks like crap to me. Kinda like Mr. Bump.

@AcidParadox It's an expression.

Also, "Shut up, Bojack!"

It amuses me to see so many people talking about how Goku could just kill Superman with Kryptonite. Yes, because that's exactly what that fighting-obsessed hero would do. He would rob Superman of his power when the only reason I can think that they would be fighting is because Goku wants "to fi...

@1701EarlGrey Please pay attention to dates before using facts to try and support an argument. The Archbishop attended Hitler's birthday in April of 1939. The invasion of Poland didn't begin until September of that year. Thus, this occurred before Hitler kicked off his campaign of death and wa...

@KJohnStevens It's basically just an old stereotype. Don't worry about it.

@TheAngryPhilosopher8 What he means is this: They're bringing in a guy who was paid to do something sleazy in the past, and now they're paying him to do the exact same thing, but in a not-sleazy way. To a just ruler, it would be irksome to reward the person who started the mess rolling in the f...

Very interesting and informative. I'll have to look at some of your other videos.

It's only vaguely related, but this video kind of makes me think of Tin Star.

@DrFreezeBurn Actually, I don't know if Superman would beat Batman. Batman has contingency plans at the ready to take out every single member of the Justice League, just in case, and I'm pretty sure they've all been successfully put into effect once. Provided he knew he'd be fighting Superman, ...

@otamegane13 Gay men.

@Vampire634 If you're talking about the move where he flies in from the side, there actually is a way to dodge it. If you wait a moment after he leaves the screen, then use your B+Y special, you'll be momentarily invulnerable while you do the attack, and since he can't be damaged while he's doin...

@AnimeGod1995 Yeah, that bald, moustachioed motherfucker in the Takeda army (I forget his name, Baba-something... Not Shouen) is almost certainly the most powerful enemy commander in the game. His power and defense are amazing, and he's a Tebasaki commander with a Commander's Charge to boot.

Bill looks so stoned in this commercial. Seriously, they drew him with this sleepy expression on his face throughout the entire commercial. His most lifelike was when they first arrived, and when Ted nearly took his head off.

@carlobiffi75 This is made ironic by the fact that Holmes was portrayed as a fox.

@janappeldorn1 I'm pretty sure nobody actually issued an order to rape and pillage the Germans. More likely, it was the Russian soldiers independently doing so in retaliation for the Germans doing the same to them.

Where with subtitles?

Yeah, I don't really like how Kirk is written now. He's a total douchebag. I don't know if the novels ever mentioned how Kirk hacked the test, or if the method in this movie was made up by the writing staff, but I don't like how they did it in this movie. It was too obvious, and it really play...

@jdude907 He rolled a super-critical hit, naturally.