This "stand-up comedian" might make thirty bob if he tried his local open mike night. They'd pay him that just to get him off. My advice to him is: try some comedy.
..and I've got a heckle:
"Lust, actually.." - short film starring Russell Brand and Katie Perry.
The charge "racial abuse" wouldn't stand up in court: lots of swearing, references to 'foreigners', but actual anti-"race" references? None that I heard. Just a drunk ill-educated estuarine.
@thebat1964
I'm having problems discerning your accent: which one are you? Polish or Irish?