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Tor Hershman

Tor Hershman's "Chanting The Name Of The Turd"

8,133 views 5 years ago
A few fan mails that are TOO complementary & this parody happens.

__Lyrics:

You may have a smooth grin /
Your lies come out deadpan /
great communicator, mental masturbator /
spent a decade vegetatin /

If you open up your heart /
blood will gush right out /
your emotions are in your brain /
not in replaceable chest spout /

By chantin the name of old Tor and you will see
its worthless as chanting the name of any ole deity
when earthquakes or giant storms come from the sea
its as helpful as if you spent your whole life chantin Gumby

You need to cut a fart
all life needs to make gas
if youre an instigator or alligator
youre gonna get recycled

If you open up your heart
blood will gush right out
charge gnomes in you chest rent
`cause theyll never help you out

By chantin the name of old Tor and you will see
its worthless as chanting the name of any ole deity
"god speed" or Lennon songs in space shuttles aint worth a pee
when they go boom youre toast regardless of your theology

You do need some shelter
reporters love helter skelter
Invest in Mardi Gras beads, not flood wall needs,
and churches go a floatin

If you open up your heart
therell be a blood stream
dont let the creeps con you
with their minds so freakin mean

George sang, Pope owns 51% of General Motors.
Harrison was pissed, he only owned 49% of GM stores.
Chant Jehovah, Krishna, Allah, Satan or Tor
Theyre equally worthless to help you, thats for sure Show less
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