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Funny Quotes

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

He who laughs last didn't get it.


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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. -Bill Gates

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