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TP = Toilet Paper. This is an attempt at humor, in adverse and extreme c...
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TP = Toilet Paper. This is an attempt at humor, in adverse and extreme conditions. But in all seriousness you should follow the steps laid out here, if you don't already instinctively do so.
Hello and welcome to the gradualreport, my name is synonymous with Danny, and should be branded with peanut butter in smash because today we learn what to do if you find yourself without the toilet papers...
intro...
lets say that you just realized that you are out of toilet paper...WHAT should you do.?
Step one: Stay calm... there is no reason to panic, after all toilet paper wasn't even really invented till the late 1800's before that people used sticks and leaves and silk napkins and fur and beans and ok not beans that would be weird but you get the idea... keep calm.
Step one subsection A sub-particle THETA... do not use the cardboard cylinder... though it is tempting it will not flush and then you have to pull it out with your hand.
Step two. See if there is a reserve roll somewhere near the toilet.
Step three. walk around the bath room looking for the reserve TP with out pinching you buttock together... this is a waddle...
Step 3 subsection A sub-particle lowercase b... It is usually under the sink...
Step 4 Call out to someone somewhere in the house with out clinching you but ... you do not want a bigger mess to clean up. do not clap you but cheeks while screaming for help.
Step 5 in the event that aid is not coming... you must find a substitution.
Step 6 suitable substations are easily washed and soft.
not unfriendly looking..
Final summation... each american person uses somewhere between 23.6 rolls of TP per year thats 26 billion rolls of the TP don't be the guy who has to go it alone, set out the reserve and always replace the reserves.
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The gradualreport is a human experiment in comedy focusing on; human interactions, human phobias, animal news, giant world events, and scientific non-achievement. These things are distilled through the mind of a weird, smart, eccentric young man named Danny Grozdich and funny is the result.
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The explosive, brand new official trailer for Max Payne 3 is here - reve...
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The explosive, brand new official trailer for Max Payne 3 is here - revealing more of the game's story, beginning with the kidnapping of Rodrigo Branco's beautiful young wife, Fabiana, while under Max's protection. Max fights to uncover the truth and return her to safety amidst a treacherous web of lawless street gangs, ruthless paramilitary units - and his own personal demons. Watch the new trailer now in high-definition here and visit the Max Payne 3 official website for lots more including additional videos, screenshots, features on weaponry, gangs, and much more.
www.rockstargames.com/maxpayne3
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Frankie Edgar (14-1-1) vs. Benson Henderson (15-2)
The undisputed UFC lig...
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Frankie Edgar (14-1-1) vs. Benson Henderson (15-2)
The undisputed UFC lightweight champion Edgar is finally faced with a new challenge when he takes on the former WEC king Henderson.
Edgar, 30, has spent the better part of two years training for familiar opponents in Gray Maynard and B.J. Penn. After decisive victories, the Renzo Gracie-trained New Jersey native is now moving on to new challenges in the increasingly deep 155-pound division.
Heading into his title shot against then-champion Penn at UFC 112 in April 2010, Edgar was a massive underdog. The speedy 5-foot-6 former NCAA Division I wrestler took the Hawaiian legend to the limit, emptying his gas tank as the fight entered championship rounds. The end result was somewhat controversial as Edgar outpointed Penn via razor-thin decision to claim the title, but the subsequent rematch was a largely one-sided affair.
Despite prevailing in their first go-around, Edgar once again entered the fight as an underdog. Amid widespread criticism about his undersized frame for the lightweight division, Edgar soundly defeated Penn in their August 2010 rematch, earning a unanimous shutout on all scorecards.
Following successive triumphs over a man still widely regarded as the best lightweight in history, Edgar's sights were set on redemption against his lone conqueror Maynard, who earned a unanimous decision in their April 2008 encounter. Unsurprisingly, Edgar entered the fight with underdog status yet again.
Their second fight took place at UFC 125 in January 2011 with Maynard nearly finishing Edgar in the first round, one of the most one-sided rounds in mixed martial arts history. But the champion battled through adversity, winning the majority of the remaining rounds to eke out a draw.
The inconclusive result led to a trilogy clash at UFC 136 this past October. Amazingly, the fight was mirroring their second meeting as Maynard had Edgar on the verge of being finished in the first round. Once again, the resilient champion fought back before eventually putting away Maynard with a resounding fourth-round knockout.
After defying the odds time and time again, linemakers are hesitant to assign Edgar the underdog status as he prepares to defend his title for the fourth time.
Prior to dethroning Penn for the title, Edgar had already earned wins over some of the lightweight division's toughest foes, including Sean Sherk, Spencer Fisher, Mark Bocek and Jim Miller.
Edgar continues to hone his skills, sharpening his muay thai under Kru Phil Nurse, his wrestling under Steve Rivera, his boxing under Mark Henry and his submission game under Gracie and Ricardo Almeida. The standout wrestler is now a brown belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu with impeccable timing, deceptive strength and frustrating footwork.
Henderson, 28, entered the UFC in 2011 after being dethroned in his final WEC title fight, losing a unanimous decision to Anthony Pettis after succumbing to the "Showtime" flying kick off the cage, which continues to be replayed on highlight reels.
The Colorado native has taken the UFC by storm since his debut, rattling off a string of impressive decisions over top title contenders Bocek, Miller and Clay Guida.
The former NAIA All-American wrestler, a product of the MMA Lab in Arizona, possesses a Brazilian jiu-jitsu brown belt under John Crouch, a Royce Gracie-trained black belt.
The athletically gifted southpaw uses his blend of wrestling and submissions to control fights, while mixing in a dynamic striking attack. A taekwondo black belt, Henderson utilizes unorthodox offense to throw opponents off their game.
During his WEC stint, Henderson defeated Donald Cerrone, Jamie Varner, Shane Roller and Anthony Njokuani, establishing himself as a legitimate world-ranked lightweight.
Both Miller and Guida were being groomed for probable title shots, but Henderson's dominant performances have changed the landscape of the division. The well-rounded challenger performs exceptionally well against other wrestlers and his ability to dictate where a fight plays out could be a valuable asset against the nimble titleholder Edgar.
Edgar and Henderson are evenly matched and they should deliver a frenzied five-round fray in front of the respectful Japanese audience.
Henderson's primary weapon could be his takedown. A significant size and strength advantage will allow him to control the champion in close quarters. Conversely, Edgar will need to establish his distance and use his movement to baffle the challenger, dashing in and out of range while throwing tactical combinations.
The fighter who gets his hand raised at the end of 25 minutes likely will be the one who better executes his game plan. Edgar has demonstrated the heart and skill of a champion in his past appearances, and he will need this momentum to carry on into Japan's Saitama Super Arena if he hopes to come out on top.
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