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*sigh* He's not just Snape. Hans Gruber, Sheriff of Nottingham, Eliot Marston, and Alexander Dane. Alan Rickman is so much awesome that even Snape can't contain it.

If anyone ever makes a movie of my life, I would want Johnny Depp to narrate. He just has one of those awesome voices.

@GRANBESTIA On the first trip, he claimed Hispaniola, but he claimed Puerto Rico in 1493.

@BLAZIKEN90000000 Was that supposed to be English?

@BardofShadow Thanks. I've heard it's also easy for non-Americans to confuse different American accents, so I think it has a lot to do with where you're from.

@StarQualityWins Not that I don't believe you, but what sources can you credit? I'm not a historian of the period.

@SBoo2624 I don't do martial arts, but I still agree. Who am I to criticize someone able to do more than I can?

@shaq23anime According to a medieval historian, he did.

@KyleSMullin Stephen Lynch is so raunchy I don't think they'd ever be on the same stage.

@AnimalAnimeFan No, they're not. This is not a real documentary, but a theoretical pseudo-documentary intended both for entertainment and a possible way that dragons might have been real.

@tDeathwingr It's not supposed to be real. I remember when this was on TV for the first time, and it's intended as hypothetical.

@AnimalAnimeFan It's a hypothetical documentary.

That is the best version of "Shout to the Lord" I have ever heard.

What's so sinful about the routine he's doing? I don't really want an answer, because I don't want to pay attention to Pharisaical trolling.

@rfrflores195 He didn't shoot anyone. He shot a laptop, and it wasn't for nothing.

Why would you bother to speed up a Matisyahu video? I mean, come on!

@ForeverDisneyKid An important part blew up.

@doctorwhom1 I've heard that some Chinese speakers can't understand the swears because of how they butcher the pronunciation.

@nthgreen87 #/watch?v=ubHneD3L6oI

@tramejora4 You know, I don't think you know anything about strategy, if that's what you meant by "stragity." Also, stabbing and slashing is the way that you fight with a gladius. You really think that Americans are the best sword fighters? We're dealing with completely different kinds of weapons...

@Fetch26291 Thank you for the explanation.

Napoleon was the one who had tried to poison him. He tried to kill himself, but his body rejected the arsenic.

@SaraMarie41 That's probably because almost no one knows what it means.

@chinhido2 Couldn't it just be a kind of basketball?

@WeaslysWizardWeezes For future reference, Wiktionary is great for that. It's the dictionary portion of the project that includes Wikipedia.

@CartoonOperatics93 Histeria! also didn't describe as much of the gory stuff. Just mostly fart jokes.

@CartoonOperatics93 Some of them anyway.

Search for coins through poo sounds a lot like when homeless people go searching through trash for soda cans they can sell for a nickel a piece.

@madfortrad5958 and @MetallicAyManowaR Actually, it originated in the 17th and 18th centuries and it may have been the inspiration for "The Beggar's Opera", which is, incidentally, the play that gave us the origin of the song "Mack the Knife."

@doctorwhom1 I think it's more a case of "I'm going to die."

@ForeverDisneyKid The men with blue hands? Mysterious contractors who are after River. Other than that, no clue. They were going to be developed more if the show hadn't been cancelled.

@Magodeoz1998 Marco, Nightwish's guitarist and male vocalist whenever they have a part for one.

@randomface54 Jaynestown is probably my favorite episode because it shows that Jayne is just as human as the rest of them.

@OriginalBlace That's what you get when you build your empire with the rejects of the world. I don't know how true it is, but part of the foundational legend is that Romulus opened the city as a safe haven for all outcasts and fugitives. Great idea, until you end up with people who are outcast an...

For the metal to bend like that, Nick would have had to be strong enough to bend it himself...