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00:18: Santa head falls on ground. Nice!

I'm clearly going to need more tests based upon my results this round. But then again, I already knew I am not human.

I'm gonna have to go with what MSlinky says below: true facts about tits and boobies!

pee poo bag

"I'll rip out your optics!!"

Hey Ze,

On that side note: my tonsillectomy nearly killed me, so I understand your pain.

The scary old witch with the amazing rack sounds like Gozer the Gozerian of Ghostbusters fame.

That alien cyborg thing explains why I am more machine than man...

"Never send a human to do a machine's job". - Agent Smith

1:02 - 1:04: Best part of True Facts ever.

Look kids! Even Ze can do something slightly gross and definitely disturbing!

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True facts about a bathtub full of raw hot dogs please.

1:26: That's not New Jersey, it's Kings Dominion.

Cat in the box!!

"It's just a complicated metaphor, numbnuts".

For some reason as of late I don't comment on as much of the stuff Ze has on here, I am thinking it is because in the back of my mind there is the thought "don't bother to leave a comment because it doesn't matter and won't mean anything to anyone but myself anyway".

Darn right, Lex Luthor knew- and now we know- Superman's address...

Watching this makes me think of one thing:

More human than human! More human than human!

Some of the undersea footage is a deleted scene from James Cameron's "Titanic".

Although this established the ongoing saga of True Facts, I think my current favorite is the BBC collaboration about the star-nosed mole.

This looks just like something my son would do. I enjoy his artwork as much as I did this...

Bold curiosity for the adventure ahead indeed!

Mola Ram has saggy man boobs in this one.

06:48- dude farted and waves the stink around!

Eating a cat poop is like eating a tootsie roll that really smells bad.

900 Babies! Naked Mole Rats must drink Powerthirst...

Hey Nostalgia Chick, did you know?? The same voice actor (the great Frank Welker) did both Megatron and Wheelie? No foolin'.

P.S. Although there are no known photographs of me in it, I did build a Galvatron costume for Halloween back in 86...complete with the helmet and a big orange laser gun attached to my arm...

Oh yeah, Nostalgia Chick, did I mention I STILL have the soundtrack with all those cool songs on it, in cassette tape format no less?

Oh yeah, one more thing. I like to sing along to the Africa song using the line "Feed the Squirrels" instead of feed the world. Squirrels need love too.

When I was young I always rooted for Snow Miser because if it snowed enough you got out of going to school!

Nella has a nice tie on during the #7 dance.

The most important take away from this: Don't mess with business ferrets. They will outperform you in Wall Street. Just look at the recent numbers!!

It is somewhat disturbing to note that the great voice actor Frank Welker could be the voice behind the mighty Megatron as well as Scooter and Abu. And why, oh why, could Michael Bay get the original voice actor to reprise the role of Optimus Prime but couldn't bother to get Mr. Welker to be Megatron again? It's just not the same, I tells ya!!

Kali Ma!! Kali Ma!!

Dung beetle digs poop hole. Whod've thunk it?

I think this cat appeared in a Y.O.B. vid once (The Guvnor).

OK, this round of testing has me leaning more towards the "human", however, I could be modifying my answers just because I am answering them in the way Ze might want to hear them...

That scene where all the megabat fruit bats are flying around: lost footage from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom...

I think I am stuck somewhere in the Great Gaping Yuck of Nothingness.

Where can I get the "Operation: Let's Bomb Some S@@T" T-shirt?

Oh boy, this is going to be stuck in my head for weeks...

Is this rabbit related to the Rabbit of Caerbannog? Look at the bones!

All the shhhameleon (I prefer your pronunciation, Ze) needs is an ejector seat.