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Tron Girl! They're gonna kick your ass (albeit virtually.) Key of Awesom...
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Tron Girl! They're gonna kick your ass (albeit virtually.) Key of Awesome #25.
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Part Three in the Nerd Trilogy! See the other parts here:
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Written, Designed, and Directed by Tom Small
Vocals and additional lyrics by Mark Douglas
Music by Jake Chudnow
Featuring:
Yellow Nerd- Erik Beck
Red Nerd- Tom Small
Cyber Babe- Lauren Francesca
Master Control Program- Mark Douglas
Bullies- Pedro Borges
LYRICS:
Here we go again, here we go, yo
Ah, ah, that really hurts, ah
Seriously stop, that hurts. ah
Jocks love high school, but for me its a prison
Do you always gotta hassle me right while I'm whizzin'?
I know your burly, I know I'm girly,
But could we go a day without me getting swirly?
I'm not gonna whine or pull a Columbine
But the gloves are coming off when I see you Online
Yeah, sure, in real life you can knock me on my face
But the shit is going down in cyberspace!
You better watch out in cyberspace!
Gonna disappear, never leave a trace
Gonna eff your ass up in cyberspace!
I make my own rules in my virtual space
I'm a word processor, you're a carbon copy
I got a hard drive, and your diskette is floppy.
Wow, check out those vectors, I'd like to inspect her...
Yeah, fat chance, Mr. Pocket Protector!
I know all the short cuts and all the hot keys
you're Commodore 64, I'm Power PC
So head on home so you can beat your meat-
Wait! Reboot! Control-Alt-Delete!
This neuromance makes my motherboard hot
I'll slam some new RAM in her Expansion Slot
Digital refinery, her digits are Binary
She said lets make out I said God... finally!
Stand back son, don't stress the professor
from the looks of this girl, I need a Surge Suppressor
This dominatrix'll array my pixels
Finally someone's gonna touch my dicksel
while you're begging girls to come on back to your place,
I'll be having virtual intercourse in cyberspace.
Cock-blocking your pal in cyberspace!
Gonna kick your ass, albeit virtually.
It's every man for himself in cyberspace.
I'm stuck in this suit, and I have to pee
In cyberspace, she called me her hero
but back in real life she's only ones and zeroes.
My computer is busted, now I'm stuck in this place,
and I wanna go back to cyberspace.
He wants to go back to cyberspace.
Maybe they should try talking to real girls
instead of inventing these virtual worlds
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Justin Bieber wants to get with you- but keep it on the down-low!
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Justin Bieber wants to get with you- but keep it on the down-low!
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Sat 3/10 • Oakland, CA -- New Parish • http://thedigitou...
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Fri 3/16 • Dallas, TX -- Southside Music Hall • http://bit.ly/dig...
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Wed 3/21 • Vienna, VA -- Jammin' Java • http://bit.ly/dig...
Thu 3/22 • Baltimore, MD -- Sonar • http://bit.ly/dig...
Fri 3/23 • New York, NY -- Gramercy Theater • http://bit.ly/dig...
Sat 3/24 • WestChester,PA - TheNote • http://ticketf.ly...
Sun 3/25 • Cambridge, MA -- Middle East • http://tktwb.tw/d...
Wed 3/28 • Allentown, PA -- CrocRock • http://ticketf.ly...
Thu 3/29 • Cleveland, OH -- House Of Blues • http://bit.ly/dig...
Fri 3/30 • Ann Arbor, MI -- Blind Pig • http://thedigitou...
Sat 3/31 • Chicago, IL -- Reggie's Rock Club • http://thedigitou...
Sun 4/1 • Toronto, ON -- Opera House • http://tktwb.tw/d...
Wed 4/4 • Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theater • http://thedigitou...
LYRICS
I get more ass than a toilet seat
Cops let me sing in the fuckin' street
My life is an endless buffet of hoes
I been pimpin ever since my voice got low
Christmas is a time for charity
So Ima let ya sit somewhat close to me
I could be partying with hookers and blow
Instead I'm here with you on the down low
With you, slumming with you
Hey you, you're only a two
Ewwww We're dating on the down low maybe
You don't need that seat in front of the fire
You can stay warm with your spare tire
I don't know why your self esteem is low
Be sure to duck down if we see my bros
My Christmas list has a wish to make you cuter
Just like the chicks that work down at hooters
Here comes one now girl you got to go
No wait stay here and hold the mistletoe
Eww I stepped in some poo
Would you scrape off my shoes? They're new
You look like you're going to throw up
(watch the Jordans yo)
Jesus was born in a barn
Girl would you please push the car
We're making a left on to the interstate
Why do you complain so much
Your butt looks big with that crutch
Don't forget we're going dutch
Did I mention that it's Christmas
I can't decide which girl I like best
Maybe I should have you fight to the death
I know I don't treat you like I should
But I send you an autograph and it's all good
You are not the girl that I prefer
When I go out with her you can be the chauffer
Here comes the turn, hey where did you go?
I never really learned to drive oh nooooo
That was totally rude
Who are you? paternity suit? I'm screwed
Lets keep this on the down low, baby
Hello Hello How do you make the phone call someone back?
What would Aqua man do in this situation?
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Tik Tok Kesha Music Video Parody! It's an Intervention!
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Tik Tok Kesha Music Video Parody! It's an Intervention!
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Directed by Tom Small
LYRICS by Mark Douglas
Digitour Info, Tickets and Tour Dates:
Wed 3/7 • Los Angeles, CA -- El Rey Theater • http://bit.ly/dig...
Fri 3/9 • Las Vegas, NV -- Hard Rock Cafe • http://tktwb.tw/d...
Sat 3/10 • Oakland, CA -- New Parish • http://thedigitou...
Sun 3/11 • Tempe, AZ -- Club Red • http://ticketf.ly...
Thu 3/15 • Houston, TX -- House of Blues • http://bit.ly/dig...
Fri 3/16 • Dallas, TX -- Southside Music Hall • http://bit.ly/dig...
Sun 3/18 • Orlando, FL -- The Plaza Live • http://ticketf.ly...
Wed 3/21 • Vienna, VA -- Jammin' Java • http://bit.ly/dig...
Thu 3/22 • Baltimore, MD -- Sonar • http://bit.ly/dig...
Fri 3/23 • New York, NY -- Gramercy Theater • http://bit.ly/dig...
Sat 3/24 • WestChester,PA - TheNote • http://ticketf.ly...
Sun 3/25 • Cambridge, MA -- Middle East • http://tktwb.tw/d...
Wed 3/28 • Allentown, PA -- CrocRock • http://ticketf.ly...
Thu 3/29 • Cleveland, OH -- House Of Blues • http://bit.ly/dig...
Fri 3/30 • Ann Arbor, MI -- Blind Pig • http://thedigitou...
Sat 3/31 • Chicago, IL -- Reggie's Rock Club • http://thedigitou...
Sun 4/1 • Toronto, ON -- Opera House • http://tktwb.tw/d...
Wed 4/4 • Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theater • http://thedigitour.c
LYRICS
Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek
Sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck
Before I leave I stop and vomit up tequilla and glitter
Im spending every morning with my head in the s**tter
Got vomit in my hair
But Im way too sick to care
Now Im fallin down the stairs
I pull myself off the floor
Then Im almost at the door
But my family is waiting for me
Oh crap not again
Its an intervention
Its cool Im fine
I can stop at any time
DAD
Thats a lie
You wont try
Now youve made your mother cry Look!
MOM
O o o o O o o o
KESHA
Im outta here
This is queer
I just drank a couple beers
MOM
Dont leave
We love you
We even hired Dr. Drew
DR. DREW
This pattern
needs to end
KESHA
I think I have to puke again
O o o o O o o o
KESHA
So, I decide to stay, but my head is still reeling
Then they all go down the line talkin bout their feelings
BROTHER [reading]
It makes me sad when I see brush your teeth with Jack
Also you borrowed my gold bike and never gave it back
DAD
Stop showing off your butt
Youre making young girls act like sluts
And youre starting to get a beer gut
DR. DREW
This behavior is a dead end
P. Diddy is not your friend
Youll end up like Lindsay Lohan
L-L-L-L-Lohan
KESHA
This is whack
I feel trapped
DR. DREW
We just want the old Kesha back
KESHA
Screw you
Dr. Drew
And your stupid camera crew
MOM
Hey you
dont have to shout
We're just trying to help you out
O o o o O o o o
KESHA
Okay
Its time you know
This is just a video
I dont drink
Or pee in sinks
Thats just what I want my fans to think
Its all an act
And in fact
Its even in my contract
FAMILY
O O O O O O
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