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Tron Girl! They're gonna kick your ass (albeit virtually.) Key of Awesom...
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Tron Girl! They're gonna kick your ass (albeit virtually.) Key of Awesome #25.
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Part Three in the Nerd Trilogy! See the other parts here: Part 1: http://www.youtub... Part 2: http://www.youtub...
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Written, Designed, and Directed by Tom Small Vocals and additional lyrics by Mark Douglas Music by Jake Chudnow
Featuring: Yellow Nerd- Erik Beck Red Nerd- Tom Small Cyber Babe- Lauren Francesca Master Control Program- Mark Douglas Bullies- Pedro Borges
LYRICS: Here we go again, here we go, yo Ah, ah, that really hurts, ah Seriously stop, that hurts. ah
Jocks love high school, but for me its a prison Do you always gotta hassle me right while I'm whizzin'? I know your burly, I know I'm girly, But could we go a day without me getting swirly? I'm not gonna whine or pull a Columbine But the gloves are coming off when I see you Online Yeah, sure, in real life you can knock me on my face But the shit is going down in cyberspace!
You better watch out in cyberspace! Gonna disappear, never leave a trace Gonna eff your ass up in cyberspace! I make my own rules in my virtual space
I'm a word processor, you're a carbon copy I got a hard drive, and your diskette is floppy. Wow, check out those vectors, I'd like to inspect her... Yeah, fat chance, Mr. Pocket Protector! I know all the short cuts and all the hot keys you're Commodore 64, I'm Power PC So head on home so you can beat your meat- Wait! Reboot! Control-Alt-Delete! This neuromance makes my motherboard hot I'll slam some new RAM in her Expansion Slot Digital refinery, her digits are Binary She said lets make out I said God... finally! Stand back son, don't stress the professor from the looks of this girl, I need a Surge Suppressor This dominatrix'll array my pixels Finally someone's gonna touch my dicksel while you're begging girls to come on back to your place, I'll be having virtual intercourse in cyberspace.
Cock-blocking your pal in cyberspace! Gonna kick your ass, albeit virtually. It's every man for himself in cyberspace. I'm stuck in this suit, and I have to pee In cyberspace, she called me her hero but back in real life she's only ones and zeroes. My computer is busted, now I'm stuck in this place, and I wanna go back to cyberspace. He wants to go back to cyberspace. Maybe they should try talking to real girls instead of inventing these virtual worlds
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Justin Bieber wants to get with you- but keep it on the down-low! Watch t...
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Justin Bieber wants to get with you- but keep it on the down-low! Watch the original video: http://www.youtub... **Please Like, Favorite, and Subscribe! http://www.youtub...
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LYRICS I get more ass than a toilet seat Cops let me sing in the fuckin' street My life is an endless buffet of hoes I been pimpin ever since my voice got low Christmas is a time for charity So Ima let ya sit somewhat close to me I could be partying with hookers and blow Instead I'm here with you on the down low With you, slumming with you Hey you, you're only a two Ewwww We're dating on the down low maybe You don't need that seat in front of the fire You can stay warm with your spare tire I don't know why your self esteem is low Be sure to duck down if we see my bros My Christmas list has a wish to make you cuter Just like the chicks that work down at hooters Here comes one now girl you got to go No wait stay here and hold the mistletoe Eww I stepped in some poo Would you scrape off my shoes? They're new You look like you're going to throw up (watch the Jordans yo) Jesus was born in a barn Girl would you please push the car We're making a left on to the interstate Why do you complain so much Your butt looks big with that crutch Don't forget we're going dutch Did I mention that it's Christmas I can't decide which girl I like best Maybe I should have you fight to the death I know I don't treat you like I should But I send you an autograph and it's all good You are not the girl that I prefer When I go out with her you can be the chauffer Here comes the turn, hey where did you go? I never really learned to drive oh nooooo That was totally rude Who are you? paternity suit? I'm screwed Lets keep this on the down low, baby Hello Hello How do you make the phone call someone back? What would Aqua man do in this situation?
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Tik Tok Kesha Music Video Parody! It's an Intervention!
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Tik Tok Kesha Music Video Parody! It's an Intervention!
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Directed by Tom Small LYRICS by Mark Douglas
Digitour Info, Tickets and Tour Dates: Wed 3/7 • Los Angeles, CA -- El Rey Theater • http://bit.ly/dig... Fri 3/9 • Las Vegas, NV -- Hard Rock Cafe • http://tktwb.tw/d... Sat 3/10 • Oakland, CA -- New Parish • http://thedigitou... Sun 3/11 • Tempe, AZ -- Club Red • http://ticketf.ly... Thu 3/15 • Houston, TX -- House of Blues • http://bit.ly/dig... Fri 3/16 • Dallas, TX -- Southside Music Hall • http://bit.ly/dig... Sun 3/18 • Orlando, FL -- The Plaza Live • http://ticketf.ly... Wed 3/21 • Vienna, VA -- Jammin' Java • http://bit.ly/dig... Thu 3/22 • Baltimore, MD -- Sonar • http://bit.ly/dig... Fri 3/23 • New York, NY -- Gramercy Theater • http://bit.ly/dig... Sat 3/24 • WestChester,PA - TheNote • http://ticketf.ly... Sun 3/25 • Cambridge, MA -- Middle East • http://tktwb.tw/d... Wed 3/28 • Allentown, PA -- CrocRock • http://ticketf.ly... Thu 3/29 • Cleveland, OH -- House Of Blues • http://bit.ly/dig... Fri 3/30 • Ann Arbor, MI -- Blind Pig • http://thedigitou... Sat 3/31 • Chicago, IL -- Reggie's Rock Club • http://thedigitou... Sun 4/1 • Toronto, ON -- Opera House • http://tktwb.tw/d... Wed 4/4 • Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theater • http://thedigitour.c
LYRICS Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek Sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck Before I leave I stop and vomit up tequilla and glitter Im spending every morning with my head in the s**tter Got vomit in my hair But Im way too sick to care Now Im fallin down the stairs I pull myself off the floor Then Im almost at the door But my family is waiting for me Oh crap not again Its an intervention Its cool Im fine I can stop at any time DAD Thats a lie You wont try Now youve made your mother cry Look! MOM O o o o O o o o KESHA Im outta here This is queer I just drank a couple beers MOM Dont leave We love you We even hired Dr. Drew DR. DREW This pattern needs to end KESHA I think I have to puke again O o o o O o o o KESHA So, I decide to stay, but my head is still reeling Then they all go down the line talkin bout their feelings BROTHER [reading] It makes me sad when I see brush your teeth with Jack Also you borrowed my gold bike and never gave it back DAD Stop showing off your butt Youre making young girls act like sluts And youre starting to get a beer gut DR. DREW This behavior is a dead end P. Diddy is not your friend Youll end up like Lindsay Lohan L-L-L-L-Lohan
KESHA This is whack I feel trapped DR. DREW We just want the old Kesha back KESHA Screw you Dr. Drew And your stupid camera crew MOM Hey you dont have to shout We're just trying to help you out
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KESHA Okay Its time you know This is just a video I dont drink Or pee in sinks Thats just what I want my fans to think Its all an act And in fact Its even in my contract FAMILY O O O O O O
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