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When the serpent guards come through the stargate, does anyone else remember the South Park Crab people and think -

"Snaaake people, snaaake people, look like snake, talk like people"?

I'd keep doing slow Kamehamehas, if it works I vapourise him, if it doesn't he thinks im crazy and leaves.

I knew a personal trainer called Tim, he was also a douchebag....

Being beaten to death with a giant dildo...

I will hunt down the next person to post a computer monitor resolution and slap them with a trout! Jokes over bitches!

@drkplacebo You do realise you're "bagging" on the band by calling them not punk right? You don't need 3 bar chords and mohawks to be punk. It's a way of thinking, if you're a misfit or outcast, you're punk, if you challenge authority, you're punk, if you want to make things better through challe...

Press 5 for Vader to testify!

@rabbsneitor Bands grow up and change, if they just pumped out the same sounding stuff album after album they'd be a really shit band no matter how good that sound was. Their lives are different now too so they have different stuff to sing about, another positive thing. They're still the same Ran...

@toastedsmith There is a special space reserved in the deepest circle of hell for people who call first...

Angry Pigs with no Feet? Does anyone else think these are pigs from Angry Birds?

Captain Birdseye, there's no way a guy who lives on a island with lots of kids is a paedophile....

Lesbian Dinosaurs....

@cardinalsfan4life06 Are you really that stupid? Of course its fake, just not in the way you think it is. Its called an Advert, a commercial. Its really well planned and executed piece of film making. Stop being such a drooling fanboy and enjoy it for what it is.

Dude! They've got so much...... Hair!

Group masterbation duh

A Cougar with a chainsaw!

Sarah Palin - The worlds suppose to end in 2012 anyway!

@dinohunter00 I agree in JP when Rex got Spino's neck that should have been it, but having the stronger bite means nothing! Rex would really struggle to get a hold of Spino's neck with its jaws, Spino has at least a tonne on Rex, Rex isn't all that manuverable but Spino most likely was as it woul...

@NovaDude11 A hyena is smaller than a lion but with a stronger bite force, but 1 on 1 a lion kills a hyena every time, why? because the lion uses its bulk and powerful limbs to get a hold of its enemy and hold it before bringing in its jaw. Spino would either take on the much smaller Allo in a si...

Am i the only person in world who thinks Napoleon Dynamite is annoying, completely unfunny and just fuck off and die?

@BeccaAnn1978 How do you think Spino got so big? If it was so weak and incapable of fighting other predators it would have never have grown to be the largest land carnivore ever, yes it does break its back if it roles over, but no other predator would know this and so wouldnt fight to get Spino i...

Charlie Sheen vs Colonel Gaddafi!

@fighter19831 You're right this car crap, but only because its delibrately crap. The technology exists to make electric cars do 0-62mph in 3.5 seconds and have a range of over 300 miles. It's just controlling share in the company that originally made these 300 mile battries 15 years ago got taken...