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I DON'T GET IT! Why do people keep saying "We want Derpy back!" and "Hasbro fucked up!" SERIOUSLY!? Can someone please explain why people are so butthurt over Derpy getting a voice!?

Brace yourself... Here come the Saw jokes.

SHORYUKEN!

(See's Derpy in globe) Cranky! I'll give you a million bits for that snowglobe!

Don't worry about it Pinkie. Sometimes the bronyfication process can take up to a few days. But he'll come around.

Don't' look at me.

MIE LITL PONI IS SRS BUSNES GAIS!

It was horrible! Simply dreadful!

Of all the things that it could been it was THE WORST POSSIBLE THING!!!

0:07 to 0:12 Internet trolls in a nutshell.

You've got to be kidding me! My PS3 broke almost a year ago, so i've been dying to play MGO ever since then; and just when i finally get a new one, I find that i only have a few months left to play it!

(sigh) There had better be an MGO3 at some point or i'm gonna be pissed.

If there's one addition to tf2 that i hate it is the airblast. Why? Because it removes the pyro's two biggest weakness's, namely the soldier and the demo.

Remember when the pyro didn't have airblast? Back then soldiers and demos were something to be feared. But with the airblast, what does the p...

Rainbow! You can't damage the Pain while he's covered in hornets. Use a sonic rainboom to blow them off of him!

@PlNKIEPIE What the hell are you talking about? Rainbow Dash isn't a horse, she's a...err...wait a minute....... Jesus Christ your right! She is a horse! How could i have been so blind!?

That's a pretty screwed up (no pun intended) cutie mark.

Her special talent is being mentally ill.

"Talk about getting your beauty sleep."

Get back in the kitchen.

And it's advanced. I'm sorry Dash, but your going to die.

Well.............That was fucked up.

"HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT! HALT!"

-Daggerfall guard

Except for that time that I blatantly admitted that i was jealous of Fluttershy becoming a model.

???- So he's the rival in Pokemon gold and silver?

I AM NOT A SIR! I WORK FOR A LIVING YOU MOOORON! You will call me Sergeant! or Sergeant Sparkle! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!

(1 plus internets for whoever gets that reference).

Twilight: i'm proud of you too commenters for restraining the urge to joke abou- *looks down*

God damn it.

Oh yes "Integrity". Know what i mean! *wink* *wink* *nudge* nudge* know what i mean! say no more!

I got Twutter pie

How is it possible that someone who plays games for a living sucks so bad at everything that isn't Street Fighter. SERIOUSLY! You'd think that after all these years of playing all these different games that he'd improve. BUT NO! He somehow manages to get WORSE!

"Jungle": An area of land overgrown with dense forest and tangled vegetation.

Civilization...The only game where Leonardo Da Vinci can invent rock and roll in the year 1864.

Phil. If you use the D pad rather then the analog stick you can sneak up behind enemies without your footsteps being heard.

Also remember that holding the left and right triggers allows you to lean over and around cover.

Lastly, you can reload a weapon by equipping and unequipping it, which is ...

It's too bad that the secret theater cutscenes weren't included in this. It'd have been great to see Phil's reactions to them.

Equestria used to be a peaceful place... Then it took a gun to the canon.

STOP! YOU VIOLATED A PINKIE PROMISE!

What's that? You can't pay the fine because you didn't win the prize money from the rodeo?

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

Disregard feminine social events -

Acquire currency

JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING!

How do you confuse an idiot?

Stand him in a barrel and tell him to sit in the corner.

@lllWarHawklll What difference does it make?