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Parody Of If I were a girl :

If I were Miley. Even just for a day.I would roll out of bed in the afternoon, and wonder why I'm in this form! Oh,don't tell me I'm Miley! Yeah I think your Miley! Something isn't right!
Where the heck is my beautiful hair?! If I were Miley Cyrus! Would Dave like me?! No I won't be singing but I'll give that show a try! If I were Miley I could meet Dave anyday.Yes,Yes I could meet him everyday! When I'm over I could make a video with him! I could love him! Show him my beautiful hair! Yo,Chrisc check out that hair! I got you! You totally like me!( not as Miley ) If I were Miley I would have the prettiest voice! I'd refuse to like Mandy ( mileymandy ) but I'm pretty dang good with Dave! ( mileydave)
If I were Miley please don't get mad if I fire you! I'm just not use to being Miley! This singing this is kinda new for me! No,I don't really know if I wanna change back cause I like my new room and Dave loves loves loves loves loves me! YESS! Oh,if I Miey! I don't think I'd ever understand. How it feels to be me again! God please change me back to me! If I were Miley...

Parody of Fred drives me CRAZY!! :

Me talking:"When is Dave ever gonna love me?"" Why wasn't I born as Miley Cyrus?" "Why can't Dave love me?""Aw,whatever.""Hey its me!"
Dave hes a 17 year old guy.Hes got a voice to love! No one can be like him! Dave. Da-da-da you love me as much as you love anyone! I love your music.Dave your making be love just like 400,000 other fans! Awesome and happy! And thats cause your so cool! Friday night I was chillin at my house. Eating my favorite ice cream thats when my heart screamed! Dave, oh mother awesome Dave! Am I the only one that noticed or am i just obsessed! Dave your making me love just like 420,000 other fans! Awesome and happy! This song is suppose be Awesome! Is it awesome? Are you sure you find it awesome? Dave hes a 17 year old guy,and I won't stop at that until I make everyone love Dave!

My Song for Dave Parody of I fell in love with... :
I first met you on Youtube. There you were with your videos! You caught my heart, but you loved Miley. But no Miley can take such an awesome person. It's the way your music goes through my ears.The tune of awesomeness I wanna take you away. I need you to be with me! I wanna hug you extra hard! And when I'm done hugging. I will hug you again! How could this get old?! I could listen to the music all again! Oh,Davedays the priceless person! I need you...

Parody of I got a crush on Hillary

Stefanie your a mess! And everybody knows Dave isn't gonna fall for you even if you write a song. Miley( not my real name ) 09 is winning his heart! I know your stalking Dave well I'm gonna stalk him too! For 2009 your the sexiest Youtuber! Theres no way hes gonna fall for you! You can't write songs like me! I don't have his views,but I know I want him! Those eyes those arms! Yeah,yeahhh,yeahhh! I've got a crush on Davedays! 2009 Your the sexiest Youtuber! Theres no way hes gonna fall for you! I wish I was with you!Oh yeahhh! Stefanies gone for sure! Oh,look at the what do you see?! Miley for the win! Stefanie is a loser! ** Guys this is just a joke! **

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