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NO Thanks.

Those shoes are what classy people wear to the banquet so there feet dont sweat

I was in the Airforce too, I dont like the military, but I like your dreamcatcher.

Its a fucking monopoly, just like ebay and the corrupt paypal bastards, I will no longer use any of the shit and I would like to make it clear that you deserve to be punished, FUCK YOU.

The man nelt down and rubbed his gay package, while his gay companion watched. Then the tornado killed them both. A mouse ran into the house and shit on their bodies and began to knaw on their fingernails. The man never clipped his fingernails because his hygeine was savage, the mouse made them l...

Lol you look like me. I love eating clean and getting ripped.

You and I have the same pointy elbows, mine are more pointy though, my elbows are messed up from skateboarding.

I bet you do a lot of widegrip pull ups, I think the most important exercise, you got nice wings. Your body is perfect loo...

His bike is from Walmart, he swears by their quality and will never look back.

I would rubber band it to the handlebars of my mountain bike, it works so good if you use like 3 or 4 rubber bands.

I hate lust.

LOL that hobo guy is pretty tuff, props

@jmugwump Amen, finally someone that feels like I do, fucking swine lol

To bad about the 8 year old boy, I suppose the guy deserves what he got, the judge is still a fucking waste of human life for being a judge.

I dont get why people have the right to tell other people they cant use plants like weed, how fucking sickening, and then people say its a free country, when its not, I realize we have it better than a lot of countries but fuck, some of the laws make me so sick I will never pledge allegiance agai...

Bass reallly sounds good on these panasonics HTF 600 great bang for the buck headphone, they arent as HiFi as my sennheisers were but way more afordable and make listening fun as they have better bass. Fucking nice!

Hood nigga

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Stupid fucking car, speaker is retarded as well, way to big.

Its real eazy for me to get massive tits, they are wider than my armpits naturally.

FUCKING FUNNY!!!!! lol YOu guys are the shit

Sometimes I dont like hearing people speak, I just want silence, hence being single.

I love you passing the people on your Monocog. I love the Monocog 29er.

Package suckers

dont care for this but I love GISH

Love the pork hobbit

Great song, unique, Its so much better than all this new age sheep shit they play on the radio where they all sound like they are trying to emulate each other..

Perfect Song.

I want to wear her as earmuffs, all of them.

You guys are machines, I wish my joints werent fucked from skateboarding so I could do this, I do what I can, mostly wide grip pull ups.

Mount one of the whores out back and pay her with pork rations, she can rider your manhood but she doesnt deserve currency.

The dog has superior skill on the trails.

Vevo revolutionized the ease of frustrating listening through state of the art commercial advertisements.

I do this on Walmart bikes, I choose them because the shocks help me gain momentum, everyone knows shocks equal speed on the flats, the materials and time that go into making a walmart rig are un matched by any manufacturer in the world.

That brunette is hot with the earings, in my mind a proper mount.

Wheatus, sounds like some shit you would hear watching one of those college drinking comedy movies, I think it was on American Pie. I hate it.

god himself will reach his fucking arm through, just to push you down, just to hold you down ha

Need a water break Craig, I like how you can hear that.

I just ordered a 2011 Monocog 29er. look forward to trying it.