Are you infected yet?

Hey guys, I want to subscribe to more than 1,000,000 people on youtube please help by commenting :)

WHAT I DO TO FIND YOU:
1.) i pick random youtube channels and subscribe to them
2.) then on each page i click on the first channel i see, whether it be through the comments, favs, friends, or their own subscriptions
3.) then subscribe to them too
4.) so on and so on, ect...ect...

(YOU HAVE BEEN INFECTED!)
if i leave a comment on your page saying this quote then i am your first subscriber
thanks for your help.

P.S~
I am only one person, and not a thousand.

WHEN I HIT:

1,000,000 SUBSCRIPTIONS-

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