Stythe's channel

I seem to have lost my hippo somewhere in your city.

In the event that my hippo is located, I will thank you immensely. Unless you kidnapped him, in which case I will frown.

But I'm going to assume you didn't do something as sinister as kidnap my dear hippo, and that you simply found it.

My hope is that you will return my hippo to me by giving me a call. Or, more appropriately, a PM or channel comment. Would definitely prefer PM if you're going to hold my poor hippo for ransom, though.

If ransom is what you are after, then I am, sadly, going to be disappointed in you but probably pay because my hippo is very ronery without me. :(

So, ransom or no ransom, I will likely hug you over the internets if you are kind enough to have my hippo returned home. Unless you have space issues.

In which case I will simply thank you and wish you the best of luck with your anti-hug tendencies. :(

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