GAWD DID IT YOU FOOLS!!!

Hi there. I'm a creationist. Or an Intelligent Design proponent. No sorry, I'm actually a Cdesign Proponentsist! But it's your choice to call me whatever you want. They're both basically the same thing.

What do I believe? I believe that the Bible is the inerrant Word of God and that everything in its 66 books is 100% factual, true, accurate, and beyond dispute. Just the fact that it speaks with so much power and authenticity makes it the truth in my view. My strong faith and devotion to following the Bible makes it the undeniable truth. It's true because the Bible says so! And it's true because God said it is. And the Bible is true because it says God says that it is true. Therefore, it's true!

God said creation happened...I believe it did...and that settles it. Every sane person in God's designed world should know that whatever contradicts Holy Scripture is obviously wrong. YOU LOSE, YOU ATHEISTIC EVOLUTIONIST PIGS. REPENT YOU GODLESS HEATHENS AND TURN TO CREATION AND DESIGN OR YOU WILL FUCKING BURN IN HELL!!!

It's obvious that we were all CREATED and DESIGNED in God's image. Why can't you fools accept this fact? I can prove it, BECUZ DA BIBUL SEZ SO!!!

Genesis 1:26 -- "And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth."

What kind of a moron thinks we came from monkeys? I mean if we did, why are there still monkeys around then? You stupid fools. And if evolution were right, we'd see dogs giving birth to cats or whales giving birth to cows! And you know what? WE DON'T SEE THAT HAPPENING. Oh, and transitional forms? I DON'T SEE ANY. Well...it could be because of my really poor eyesight...or it could be the fact that I have a terrible habit of ignoring reality when it's shown in my face. Which is it? I dunno, lol.

And what the hell is wrong with you people? You srsly expect me to believe that the entire universe just exploded out of nothing? And then all the animals came out of dirt that came out of that nothing!? Nonsense! Evolution is just about the most absurd theory I have ever heard of. It just doesn't convince me because I really have little to no understanding on how it works. Therefore, IT'S WRONG BECAUSE I'M TOO FUCKING DUMBSHIT RETARDED TO UNDERSTAND IT!!!

I'm just a cdesign proponentsist. Like my biggest idols Ken Ham, Kent Hovind, and Michael Behe, I'm really REALLY mentally challenged...I have to admit. Technically I'm not qualified to participate in any real scientific debates 'cause I don't know SHIT about evolution or any other scientific study for that matter. I may not have any scientific knowledge, but you know what? I do have something even better than any typical science textbook: THE BIBLE!

At least with Creationism and Intelligent Design (which are pretty much the same, except the latter avoids mentioning God), I'm not required to think or to do any exhaustingly hard work! (I'm going to apply for an internship at Discovery Institute when I have the chance). Creationism is the simplest explanation to our origins, and evolution is just...too complicated for me to understand, so it must be wrong. Therefore, creationism is better! (I have Ockham's Razor to thank for that) It kind of hurts my brain whenever I try to use it anyway. I don't want to get an education and learn about reality. Reality is deceiving! My pastor taught me that reality is a deceitful lie by Satan! This "reality" that we humans live in is actually the work of Satan trying to pull us away from God. And just look at how many godless atheists there are, clinging onto their religion of evolutionism. Your faith is nothing compared my faith in the power of God Almighty! So...take that, you evolutionists!

Evolution is a lie! We didn't evolve from monkeys! God made us evolve from a pile of dust and a rib bone! BECUZ IT SEZ SO IN DA BIBUL!!!

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