About this user
I live in an igloo made out of cherry flavored gelatin on the coast of the Red Sea, which I keep cool by importing ice cubes from Russia and having hired servants blow the frigid air onto me from atop the Russian ice mounds. In my free time I like to balance delicate objects on my head and am completely committed to pollinating flowers with a goofy three-pronged green and purple feather apparatus, which I fabricated from the finest peacocks of the western forests. I also enjoy growing a octapussy beard and drinker a good stout. My profession is to be absolute authority on selected things; for example, I have the special ability to suspend moral values into permanent hiatus via the teleological suspension of the ethical. For example, I have made it no longer immoral to drop kick Siamese Cats through windows of 5-story buildings, and replaced it by making it immoral to eat, touch, or think about beans. Anyone familiar with the death of Pythagoreas of Crotona will understand the serious implications of creating such a form of ethics.
Age
22
Country
Yemen
