About this user
An ode to TWATson:
Mark Watson is a berk,
He can not find any work,
Employers think he's just plain silly,
They can not trust him with his willy.
He'll spend his day smoking cigs,
Masturbate or phone the pigs,
Shitty films he likes to make,
Knobs up his backside he will take.
There is no hope for this sad twat,
But thanks to AIDS he'll not get fat,
As Britain battles through recession,
This cunt wallows in his depression.
