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Its all About STORK!~ Hes so devious and paranoid, and sexy and funny and awesome and amazing :) Ima stork fan girl of course. So SUB ME if you love storm hawks -But mostly stork- Hehe these are my fav Stork phrases

"Were doomed."
"Hes not in the radio, imagine that"
"Your gonna die"
-"Oh doom, why have you forsaken me?"
"Yeah, weird huh?" "I KNEW YOU STILL HAD IT IN YA BABY!" i'm feeling dread, from the corns on my feet to the hair on my head i ah, can't breath.I don't even know how i'm able to speak. I shouldn't be here. I'm sensitive you know and the last thing i want is to be part of your horrible show.Darkness falling its all closing in, thats it goodbye, i've reached a deep end. All of you watching you'll see my demise please show me some mercy and cover your eyes. FAREWELL CRUEL WORLD!! um, i'll be fainting now" *faints*
(storks poem)
"That's because I love to complain!"
Get it off... get it off... GET IT OFFFFF!!!"
"Lets not forget the eternal darkness, the plague of evil and endless suffering that will most certainly follow." "She's so beautiful," -Looks at condor- -Condor gets hit- "Your going DOWN."
Raptor: "I think I got him."
Stork: -Evil devious voice- "No you didn't
--Screams--
"Steam! Oh, that's good.
Ice Cave -- oh, that's bad."
"Oh yeah.. already numb, only a matter of time before I lose the whole arm."
"So take heed to all who listen, or not --lightning strike--- Were all doomed anyway" "I need to go to my happy place..!" "I NEED A BREAK FROM EVERYTHING BREAKING." "I would like to take this oppartunity to remind you all that I told you a SHORTCUT over the black gorge would have catastropic results...!" "The light inhansing glass of these peepers will let us actually see our slow, and painful demise." "Might as well hope our end will be quick and painless, -Lights go out- But in the black gorge! -evil low voice- It won't be." "Umm... the googles.." "If you wana' live I really wouldn't reccomend it, never trust a native of the black gorge, ever." "If you take this journey you will most certaintly die." "I'll stay behind and hide I uhh mean protect the condor." "I am?!?!" "But... I..." --Faints--"Take a long look at the person next to you, because... more then likely.., they will not.. be comeing back." "And our inevitable demise.." "Unless of course.... thats what you want.." " I wonder if i'll have a gruesome allergic reaction to that..." " A SHORT CUT?! Short cuts are a sure path to doom! Its why were here in the first place! Remember...?!" "But I won't be responsible.. for the shocking.. horrible consequenses..." "Ehhh... See.. this, is why I never leave the ship." "Oh.. i'm only with you till something better comes along." "Just checking.. but we are alive, aren't we?" "Oh..I've seen it before... azarian laughing fever, it goes on like this, till their brains explode..." "Ahh... at last.. quiet.." "And.. right into zero visibility, bottomless caverns, and pillars of razor sharp rocks?"------"Right..." "The deeper we go denser they get, and then finally.. -low evil voice- Crunch." Aerrow: Come on Stork weres your sense of adventure!" Stork: --Insanely Sarcastic voice----"This is the most fun i've ever had." " I'd give us three more of these near misses before.....-low evil voice--- Crunch." "Ok... one more near miss.." --Talking to himself-- "You're wasting your time Stork, that will never come in handy Stork.. Hmph, I was right, the rest were wrong." "Ehhhmm, that could have ended worse... much.. much.. worse." "Now... if I just had a power ham... HUH! --Hugs and pets--" "Only thing we have to worry about at these speeds is one mistake---gives devious look and lowered voice---is Deadly." "nonononono I can't do it, I got stage fright, terrible, crippling.... I.... rather... be... dead... then go out there STAGE FRIGHT!" " I can't go on stage.. just thinking about it makes my knees feel like jelly sausages injected with liquid dread...!" "Yeah.. you're right, it wasn't bad, its was terrifieingly, gut squeezeing, poke a hole in your head and put flame corn in it awful...." ---Everyone runs off with starling, Storks left behind with Finns CD--- *Snaps in half* --evil look--- "Oops..." "How does it LOOK like I'm doing...?" "Instant DEATH."

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