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It feels like everyone is rushing through their lines.

I will keep going, perhaps everyone calms down later.

If Youtube actually thinks I'm going to want to watch a Jay-Z video immediately after this, it's sadly mistaken. WTH Youtube?

Those are some VISCIOUS hickeys there, Kanaya. You need to calm down.

I absolutely lost my shit at 'gobblebeast'. Seriously, I had to pause the video and I missed a phone call.

I thought the piece was hilarious. Thank you, Fox News, for bringing it to my attention. And here I thought you were worthless.

@onefodderunit Let me ask you something. What makes you think there has to be a meaning to our lives that extends beyond the 7 billion people we know about?

@crlsjvrm "The 4th argument is based on historical evidence"

There is no historical evidence that Jesus ever performed a miracle, and it wouldn't prove a thing if there was - even in the context of the bible. As Hitchens pointed out, pharaoh's sorcerers were able to use magic too. Were their god...

@JDrakeify Most atheists would have no problem with believers if believers would stop doing what's essentially described in the video. Theists just can't stop hurting people who don't think like them.

Look at this crop of presidential candidates this year - most of them are unabashed theocrats wh...

Brilliant and awesome. Is Roxy oblivious, or incredibly cunning? Does it matter?

@MEareCAT And knowing is half the battle!

The other half is violence.

Dammiit my Troll-Charmeleon was about to evolve!

Priceless.

All those girls wanted to do him and Strider was just "psh where's my sword?"

I tell you what, sometimes it's better to not do something than do it really badly. Or at lest do it and then be like, "Wow, this is really terrible and also illegal. Maybe I should just delete this." And then you delete it.

@DumbassBoiis Jeez at least wait until the comment you're copying is off the first page of comments before you repeat it.

WHAT IS THIS WHERE ARE MY ELEPHANTS?

(pause)

Obviously the guy was her sister's new husband/boyfriend.

(clicks play to see the answer)

@obamaisaturd You realize that intense homophobia is one of the biggest signs of closeted homosexuality, right?

How much of your budget goes to gay prostitutes? Or do you just go to freeway bathrooms?

"That's the only thing I'm going to remember!" Burn!

I don't understand why theists keep on insisting that morality has to come from 'outside' of humanity. Morality doesn't EXIST outside of humanity - morality is, by definition, how humans treat each other and the beings (cats, babies, baby cats) in their care. Without humans, morality isn't just ...

@Deel2506 That's okay. I have the same problem with Douglas Adams. And we ALL share that detail regarding, say, Robert Ingersoll.

@paularenas26 "I am purposely choosing not to focus on God’s punishment in the call to action here."

You are purposely ignoring pesky things like 'evidence' and 'truth' in your desperate push to make everyone believe the same way as you. You're purposely ignoring the ethical concerns of worshipi...

Hahahah WLC as Captain Jerk! I love it!

@Stevarious Hah and I just noticed two seconds after I click 'Post' that your comment is two months old.

Maybe you've learned since then?

Absolutely brilliant.