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If you don't have time to wait for your coffee, DON'T STOP TO GET COFFEE YOU FUCKING MORONS. If all you want is a cup of coffee, make it yourself at home so that you don't have to wait. fuck you young turks. you assholes don't know shit.

@Swansen03 can one become a master bowling champion by playing the wii? what about playing a match against federer? should be easy after all those late nights in the living room, right? You sound stupid. Go away.

You can't learn something proficiently without real, tangible interaction with it. A...

CAMERAMAN FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

are you pregnant?

when was the last time you stopped eating?

I'm glad you were able to take your fingers out of your throat long enough to share your brilliant, poetic work of literary genius with the world. You should write a book.

this was the day that ellen realized she was a lesbian.

not a single beer was wasted in the making of this video.

@MrDirtbiker22 this isn't real life bro, and he said he didn't know what the real lingo was anyway.

@thomasaledbetter cod4 was classic, simple, and easy to pick up. the graphics were good, pretty much all of the guns were balanced, and the screen didn't go bright pink to where you couldn't see anything when you were getting shot at. it was and still is a good solid game because it finally broke...

dude are you playing on a calculator???? your graphics fucking suck

@leesard17 it makes a difference to me because it's a pain in the wrist when I have to squeeze a pound of butter caramel through a hole the size of a pin head. I have carpal tunnel syndrome from doing this shit for more than 2 years now. it's not racist, it's the fucking truth. how can the truth ...

watch out lady gaga

@WhiteRyuu I disagree. I think Chihuahuas were created because they make excellent fajitas. My neighbor owned 2 Chihuahuas. They were delicioussss

@pinhead61187 how do you know they're good if you haven't listened to them???? THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE!! *explodes*

why would they censor the word hit? it's not like drugs don't exist, you can't censor them out of society...

@Ted7864 thumbs up if you didn't need to pause ;)

@Tobuscus lol he's drunk

I can't wait until they start making smartphones huge and tablets tiny. A ten inch screen on the phone and a 3 inch screen on the tablet is going to be hilarious.

1200 people remember MW2

@p0k3m0n81 you sir, are a fucking nerd. and nerds don't have friends. geeks have friends.

@12shadowskater34 raw? this shit isn't raw. You wanna hear raw? Try this on for size: I watched one of my best friends die in a puddle of his own vomit from a drug overdose. I listened to my mother scream and kick and fight for her life while my sorry excuse for a father beat her half to death. I...

Our fridge

that art in the kitchen

Hallowed be thy food.

Thy tuna canned

it will be eaten

in saucer as it is

the bowl.

Give us this day

our god damned food

and forgive our claws,

they know not what they scratch.

For thine is the kingdom,

the power,

and the glory forever.

Amen.

@GudFemaleLifeOnEarth My fiancee and I met our sophomore year of high school. Four years later, I'm still in love and we're finally moving in together. We're getting married June 19th 2014, and it's going to be the greatest day of our life. and yes, I said OUR life. It's grammatically correct, tr...

I just love that her voice sounds like every single other god damned female vocalist of every single fucking band ever. I like his voice because it's unique. She makes this song generic, he makes it extraordinary.

@shaziluk dude, you can barely understand a damn thing Stephen from Creed is singing! at least with this guy you don't have to wonder....

@HeavyVerbzz They aren't using amps. It's acoustic because there's nothing "electric" about the sound. I love it.

@baygrl518 yes, being female is unfortunate.

@MrpotatoHeadGaming too bad all of our equipment is made in china