hey bro, just here to say that i gave my mum your message, she told me to tell you (and these are her words not mine) "if he ever brings that shrivelled up half a dead worm looking poor excuse for what that kid thinks is a cock, begging for some action again i'll literally eat his balls."

unlucky. if it makes you feel any better if she ever actually gave you a mercy fuck she'd probably break you in half.