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@Devine071 I'm pretty sure if ANY undrafted player who's never started in the NBA leads the Knicks to a 6 game streak while averaging that many points and assists, it would be news. The fact that he's Asian makes it even more incredible.

@TOproFORthis It's funny that you refer to God as a singular male. How do you even fathom what/who "God" is?

The only difference between atheists and monotheists is that atheists reject all Gods, and monotheists reject all Gods except one.

Why is every Secret Service agent a balding white guy?

lmao look at all these retards commenting about the quality of the pitch.

If you've never faced a curveball of a major league-caliber starting pitcher, then don't bother. You're just embarrassing yourself.

@promiseIsaih60 Those countries also have universal health care and have far lower infant poverty rates than the US.

See what I did there? Correlation doesn't mean causation. Learn some basic scientific principles before spewing your ignorance.

I can fap to this.

"Daddy, daddy. Why don't we have Christmas this year?"

"..."

"Daddy got fired for being a bad delivery elf. Santa put him on the 'faggot' list"

@grekridea Well, when regular folks say "I'll bet you a million bucks", it's obviously a joke.

When a multi-millionaire like Romney says "I'll bet you $10,000", people will take him much more seriously because it's a very plausible amount of money to bet.

How do you not understand the differenc...

There's is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris lets live.

holy jesus, if anyone needed to be killed by a serial murderer, this bitch was it

Why the heck would anyone expect silence in the library in the first place? Unless you're going to wear headphones or earplugs, there's ALWAYS going to be sound that will distract you.

Wear some god-damned earplugs if you're going to complain about people breathing or talking in the library. It'...

"We know how to end AIDS"

Uhhh, so wrong.

wtf @ these horrible cartoonish graphics

way to ruin a glorious franchise.

0:00 - 1:00 FAKE! There is no air in space, therefore no sound.

Nigga stole my internet video!

I don't get how this can get dislikes...

I mean, is there major flaw in the technique? Did he use the wrong chocolate? Do you hate truffles? Are you anti-guys-with-glasses? Did you get abused as a child by a truffle-wielding stepfather?

What is it that you dislike? I'm just curious.

"Where's your evidence that God doesn't exist?"

That's an argument used by people still in elementary school.

You can never disprove anything. Where's your evidence Xenu doesn't exist? Where's your evidence that Thor doesn't exist?

So why aren't you a Scientologist or a believer in the almight...

Spam 2 for scum

This isn't even "My religious text is better than your religious text".

It's "My interpretation of our religious text is better than your interpretation of the same book".

Pathetic.

Even if this song only cost 5 cents on iTunes, I would STILL want my nickel back.

Are you the fat version of the skinny Jonah Hill?

@setalaka THat's because Jamie wants you to cook healthier (i.e. without oil or butter)

Should the salmon be at room temperature when you put it in the oven?

Or is it 25-30 mins straight from the fridge?

Fedor got Fat

lmao perpetuate the stereotype about NASCAR much? Bunch of rednecks watching cars make a thousand left-turns sitting next to their sister/wife/first-cousin hybrid.

Why is the most related video to this "Monkeys attack drunk man in Brazilian zoo"?!?

Saw this movie being re-released from a mile away...

unlike the iceberg

A curious combination of 2girls1cup and Meatspin.

George Bush... Beta version.

Looks like someone was on their period

Or had a killer yeast-breeding project

I volunteer my dick to screw malkin in her mouth in order to shut her up

Religious belief boils down to this.

People are inherently scared of the unknown. Death and the existence of an afterlife is the great unknown, and forever shall be. The meaning and origin of our existence are

Religion fills these voids.