I am SpiderSimmons, formerly "LerMicah," aka "micahler." Those are and will continue to be online personas, so if you read me referring to myself in the third person, know that it is because we are all inclined to address each other by our pseudonyms. To mock this predilection of Simmons' without knowing my offline identity is asinine, but I know that asininity reigns supreme on the Internet.

Anyway, one caveat to perusing YouTube regularly is putting up with the odd numbskull nitwit bent on proving the lengths of his own stupidity to himself, and unfortunately, to Simmons, as well. Not that I care to promote a gaggle of creepy Internet jackasses, but it seems that Simmons has a stalker or two on YouTube. It happens.

One imbecile actually got my original account (micahler) suspended after complaining about my "abusing" him for being "gay," even though now he's much too chickenshit to admit the fact. This idiot's pseudonym is one "QuantumMonkeyWaves" but he's aka "aluminumhelemt" or as I refer to him, The Sockpuppeteer. This imbecile is a timid, bigoted old fart con-servadork that traipses around on YouTube conversing with the occasional con-servadork peer, but primarily holds pretend conversations between his sockpuppet accounts to relay the illusion that he leads, or at the very least, gallivants with a posse of YouTube-bound ignoramuses bent on boring people with con-servadork gibberish and racist taunts.

Not only is this knuckleheaded, mouth-breathing dumdum an insecure and overgrown dweeb, but he's a nincompoop that relies on YouTube security flaws to test the patience of those he can't outmatch in Internet arguments. He's also a rampant diction and vernacular thief that gloms the words of others and regurgitates what he's read within revisionist history on the first page of whichever thread he sullies with his presence.

I grew tired of verbally slapping the ignoramus around only to suffer more of his patented Republibitch hijinks in multiple YouTube comments threads, so I've once again begun to document the idiot's shenanigans. To provide an example of this idiot's ignorance, he taunts Simmons like an imbecile about how no one EVER visits this channel, yet he visits it multiple times daily to see what I'm saying about him. He's as pathetically self-conscious as he is oblivious to his own ignorance. His pathetic existence is an oxymoron of epic proportions. Within his sockpuppet shenanigans, the imbecile occasionally loses track of which account he's posting messages through, further revealing the fact that it is the same dweeb hiding being various YT accounts. He usually flees to create sock accounts whose names disparage the pseudonyms of YouTube peers he debates politics with, fails to intimidate with con-servative gibberish, or those ridiculing him whenever he's overwhelmed with frustration.

These are the sockpuppets the con-servadork is hiding behind at this point, but do note that there are others:

QuantumMonkeyWaves
Karrensman69
MoronNotification
nolove4Aus
SpiderSimsGayLove
muhammadsholypenis
LermicahsGaySexToy
budovalTHEPEDOPHILE
PurpleNigerIsLOSING
IFISTEDbudavol
SpiderGotAssFucked
purpleNEEEGRO
SpankMyMonkey25
MeanOldWorldx
TexWhateverSucksCock
budavoIGotAssFucked
budavoIsaMuslimFAG
Che0bama
TossMySalad5
TossMySalad2
TooManyChimpsOnYtube
LerMicahGetsAssRAPED
purpleNIGNOG
muslimPIGfucker
SpankMyMonkey11


Here's the video whose thread he's attempting to salvage his YouTube rep in: watch?v=u-8mlR9jO9s

In the thread above, the comments were disabled after the moron threw a hissy fit and spammed the thread. He does this when he's too frustrated to offer sissy retorts.

In the meantime, I, Simmons, also do what is normal for perusers of this site, which would be scoping some videos left by the excellent YouTube community. Even the con-servdorks leaving proof of their con-servadorkiness are appreciated by meager browsers like myself. We can all work to make this YouTube community great. That is what I've always encouraged, and will continue to do so, despite the Republidiot fascists constant attempts to get me booted from this site out of Republibitch spite.

Simmons is always willing to tell an ignoramus of any stripe about himself, so if one feels the need to be enlightened just request my services with a bitchy retort or something. Oh, but please spare Simmons the simple-minded sockpuppet shenanigans, as well as the pitifully pugnacious attempts at cyber-bullying.

Enjoy yourselves, everyone.

To all visitors: enjoy the epic smackdown Simmons dealt to the conservadork thug, QuantumMonkeyWaves, in my channel comments.

P.S.
Dweebs need to be aware that all comments on this page are up for my approval. Keep your bitchy comments to the comments threads or post here on my channel at your own psyche's peril, ok, bitches.