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About Bang Bang They Shot Me Down...

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SpencerPerceval08

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Nov 5, 2008

Date Joined

Nov 5, 2008

About this user

I am the only British Prime Minister to have been assassinated.

If it wasn't for the brutally murderous activities of ScouseJohnBellingham I would never have gained such a dubious honour.

During my time as head of Parliament I successfully ensured a Bill was passed through the House Of Commons which abolished slavery thus enraging the treacherous animals of Liverpool who relied on the barbaric trading of slaves to sustain the cities wealth.

My fierce opposition to the Catholic Emancipation of Ireland also angered the villainous thieving traitors of Liverpool who have always considered themselves Irish & vice-versa.

Don't think of me as just another innocent victim of mindless scouse rage. Look upon me as a national hero who drop kicked Napoleons arse all over the Iberian Peninsula whilst deporting those pesky fucking Luddites to OZ.

All I am asking is that the nations of Europe between whom rivers of blood have flown can one day finally unite and attempt to eradicate from history the shit stain on humanity that is Liverpool.

Patriotic citizens are the greatest asset any country can have so I hereby propose a mass cull of all scousers on the grounds of treason.

Can I count on your vote?

Age

Country

Afghanistan

Occupation

Prime Minister

Schools

Harrow and Trinity College Cambridge

Interests

Defeating the French or any other vastly inferior species whilst pissing myself laughing at the complete insignificance of the Irish....

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