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The jester's pretty cool. Don't agree with everything he does, but hey.

I wonder how much of the thermometer that fills.

Fergie has telekinesis?

As the man lays dying...

"All I wanted was... to fuck my table..."

@urahara300 It depends. How close is the martial artist to the kid? With a little bit of distraction, he could probably take the gun from an inexperienced and distracted shooter, and then proceed to give the dumbass a truly vicious beating.

SPESS MEHRENS. WE ARE THE EMPRAH'S KAWAII.

I love the noise that Barrett makes. I doubt it's as pleasant when you're holding it, though.

@JandJ007 Jand, your brain is made of AIDS. Seriously. I can offer no other explanation as to how you could be so pig-headedly thick. It's just like what happened in Vietnam; a handful of crazy fucks decided to shoot up civilians in My Lai, and all of the sudden, our troops start coming back home...

@accspam You're an asshole. There were Taliban members trying to destroy a kitten orphanage just off-camera.

I really think that, for this ad to apply, Cthulhu's illegitimate daughter with a mental condition must be seeing the ad.

I love how the hawk is like, "OH SHIT A HONEY BADGER I'M FLYING THE FUCK AWAY."

I loved the part where you made the baby deathclaw fly.

Honestly, this is relatively comforting to me. The noises are soft and relaxing.

Maybe I'm a star spawn or something, but I like it.

Bon Jovi himself has stated in interviews that he hates this music video even though he thinks this is one of his best songs..

Personally, I think it's the fact that there seem to be rejects from a porn version of Mad Max in there for no stated reason.

I don't get how come nobody ever mentions this song. I mean, come on. This is a... fucking... for real... POWER BALLAD.

Seriously. If you drink the blood of your enemies while listening to this song, you chest hair grows so much you can make a second beard out of it. Oh, yeah, you'll also have a...

That was nightmare fuel. Honestly.

@joevictor53 My dear sir, this is Youtube. You can swear. If you leave your kid to go on Youtube unsupervised then you're doing a disservice to your child. The person who's swearing shouldn't have to modify his language for fear that someone somewhere is being negligent.

Good day.

That's COLONEL Buzz Aldrin to you, motherfucker.

Honestly, this is probably what inspired the Bioware guys to add in that reporter getting punched in the face by Shepard in Mass Effect.

Aldrin's still more awesome, though.

@defender700 He WAS an homage to David Bowie. Not sure why they didn't just cast David Bowie instead.

Oh, wait. The awesome would have imploded the universe.

I didn't know Viagra came in a 'give you dick tumors' flavor.

@spongecrak Well, I feel like a retard now. Talk about a waste of time.

I'm going to try this secret the Old Spice man told me.

That's... fucking soul-crushing.

That was pretty damn classy.

@candiceXsevenfold So I'm not the only one who saw this in AP Literature today.

Is it wrong that I think this is unironically an awesome song to play for Christmas?

I sure hope not.

Thank you so much for this.

Fiberglass was looking really overwhelming for me, and I didn't know if I'd be able to do it.

Thanks to you, I might finally be able to make a costume with Pepakura!

@alexlopez2010 Her Spiritomb was an anti-son-of-a-bitch machine.

My Aztec Murder Weasel (that's how I think of Weavile) only barely managed to kill the little bastard.

How did they get an infinite lava fall like that?

...That goddamn plane will never be shot down, that's for sure.