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Name:
Gil Martinez
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Bringing You Originality Since May 2009
About Me:
 
Please, just call me Gil.

Yeah, I'm a Wile E. Coyote fan. Do you have a problem with that?

To be quite honest, his story is strangely like my story. The only difference is that, for me, the Roadrunner stands for the life I want to lead, and, no matter how intricately I plan out how to catch it, it never works. Oh well. That's not important, anyway.

One Question I Know Someone Might Ask Me:
"Why aren't you on as much anymore?"
My answer: I'm getting busier and having to deal with school a lot more nowadays.

My Favorite Scientist(s): Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking
My Favorite Bands: The Beatles, Queen, Van Halen, and the Steve Miller Band
Instruments I Can Play: Bb Trumpet, Bb Clarinet, F/Bb Horn, and C Piano
My Singing Range: Lower A Flat to High D
My Natural Singing Section(s): Baritone and Bass

My birthday is on May 12. I was born in a hardly-recognized city next to Houston called Pasadena. No, not California. Texas!

"University Place" is a new series created by me and DFGHulk. Episodes will be posted on my second channel!
http://www.youtube.com/GilM...

I do rants, YouTube Poops, news reports, animations, and music montages.

Quotes and Proverbs I Say:
I consider myself half-baked; I'm half-Hispanic half-white!
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I respect others if they do the same to me.
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Actions speak louder than words.
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Warning: Opinions on topics differ more than they appear.
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Rules may be made to be broken, but you will be punished for breaking them.
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Promises are more fragile than glass.
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If one wishes to move an entire mountain, they must only move small rocks at a time.
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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One man's treasure can be another man's poison.
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Don't eat a lot of sushi and forget to leave a tip!
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Time + Effort = Success

Some more stuff about me:
I am a Catholic Christian, but that doesn't mean that I sexually assault little children (I'll get to ranting about people who think this sometime). I have great respect for all religions and wish for all humanity to unite as one.

Now on to future shows I'm making:
Ricky the Rat (in consideration)
University Place (in consideration, may be canceled)

For stuff about the "Ricky the Rat" show, click this link: http://ricky-the-rat.blogsp...

For stuff about "University Place," click this link: http://ren-and-stimpy-south...

I am inspired by youngbloodfantasy91, because he provides relevant information and knows how to make good arguments.

(12/1/2011)
Hey guys. Gil here. I'm currently making a video where I read aloud "Fahrenheit 451" by Ray Bradbury. Many of you probably don't know what it is, considering the book was originally published in 1953, but you should read (or re-read, if you've read it already) it sometime. It's a good read!
The video will be me speaking word-by-word every last detail of the story. It might be pretty long, so I hope you'll have the patience to sit through it once it's posted.
Also, I'm going to be leaving to Texas for Christmas on the 14th, so I have a very short deadline to make the video. I won't return until the 30th, so I'll be inactive on here for 16 days. When I return, I'll finish the video and get it posted (if it's not up by the 14th) and start filming footage for my new gaming channel, TheGuyInTheUshanka. Check it out sometime!
That's all I have to say. See ya!
~SpaceGuru5

(12/23/2011)
Hey guys. It's me. I'm doing this all the way from Texas (it's kinda chilly over here, actually.). I haven't done anything much here because I've been extremely busy lately (visiting relatives, stuff like that). It turns out I'll be staying here until New Year's Eve, and I'll be back in Washington by at least 23:00 PST. I really hope you guys are patient and bear with me on this.
Oh yeah, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
~SpaceGuru5
Hometown:
Pasadena, TX
Country:
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Occupation:
PhD in Rndmness
Schools:
Curtis Junior High School (9th Grade)
Interests:
Foreign languages, anime, video games, and drawing.
Movies:
Movie: Scream (1996) Shows: Ren & Stimpy, truTV's World's Dumbest, Ghost Adventures
Music:
The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, Supertramp, Nirvana, The Foo Fighters, Anthrax, A Flock of Seagulls, The Who, Queen, Van Halen
Books:
"Quick Calculus," by Daniel Kleppner and Norman Ramsey
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How much of a faggot you are for liking beiber. FAGGOT
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SpaceGuru5 Hey guys. I'm just giving you all a heads-up. I'm at the lodge at Suncadia Resort in Washington at the moment and I forgot my headset, so I won't be making any rants or commentaries until Sunday (the day I get back). It's a really nice place, so I might make a video showing you guys what the Cascades have to offer. I'll see y'all later.
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westridgemattlyman (1 week ago)
illiterate troll below
Beefy3daygrowth (2 months ago)
fagotfagotfagotfagotfagot.

You are hated across youtube LOOLL!!

Keep oiling up beibers asshole your adolescent FUCK!
smelly7709 (4 months ago)
it suck
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why u like justin beaver i dont like his songs!!!
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the rest of the world look at US in shame
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Hey you are great at videos
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Your Dora vidios are funny who first made them because there on a few channels
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