Bad ideas you wish you had

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Jordan doing the thing he does on acoustic bass. Enjoy goddamnit

Just taking time out of my busy schedule as an internet celebrity to offer some advice to you folk.

To all the haters out there, this is a warning...

Somehow in conversation it came up that Jordan had never seen 2girls1cup.com. I find it troubling that I might have these conversations DAILY, neve...