Duct Tape Man Is Crazy.

Duct Tape is Chuck Norris in adhesive form.
Glory is like shampoo, it doesn't take much to really rub it in someone's face.
Guilt is measured in how many lives have been affected.
Duct Tape is a mechanic's 42.
Thinking of something wise to say is easy, just think of something stupid, and say the opposite.
Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Never lick a toaster.

There is a slight chance that I have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (comment me to find out what it means).

96% of teens won't stand up for God. Put this on you page if you're one of the 4% who will.

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