About this user
Hey, what's up people?! Wanna get 2 know me? I am a Colorado Rockies, Denver Broncos, and Colorado Avalanche fan. I really can't stand the Arizona D-fags, Boston Red Sux, New England Cheatriots, {Patriots, I just like to call them the Cheatriots since they cheated,} San Diego Ran-out-of-batteries, Oakland Rapers, or Detroit Dead wings.
{Especially the Dead wings.}
If you like any of these teams, leave a comment saying so. DON"T LEAVE ANY COMMENT SAYING THESE TEAMS SUCK!
Top 5 MLB teams:
1. COLORADO ROCKIES
Favorite player Matt Holliday
Why? I support local teams and they have decent team history.
2. SEATTLE MARINERS
Favorite player Ichiro
Decent team history really good in 2001 and my grandfather likes them.
3. MILWAUKEE BREWERS
Favorite player C.C Sabathia
They helped the Rockies into the playoffs last season.
4. ATLANTA BRAVES
Favorite player Chipper Jones
Great team history and I have a hat of them.
5. St. Louis Cardinals
Favorite player Albert Pujols
Great team history.
Top NFL
1. DENVER BRONCOS
Favorite player Champ Bailey
I support local teams, and THEY HAVE GREAT TEAM HISTORY!! 6 SUPER BOWL APPEARANCES 2 WINS! Cool logo.
2. NEW YORK JETS
Don't know anyone on the jets
Good team history and my former Americain history teacher who was really cool and funny
liked them. Cool name and logo.
3. GREEN BAY PACKERS
Favorite player Aaron Rodgers
Great team history and you can consider me a cheese head! lol.
4. DALLAS COWBOYS
Favorite player Tony Romo
Amazing team history! Cool logo too.
5. INDIANAPOLIS COLTS
Favorite player Peyton Manning
Great team history and they have a great team!
Top NHL
1. COLORADO AVALANCHE
Favorite player Joe Sakic {if he and Peter Forsberg retire Paul Stasnty
Amazing team history and I support local teams.
2. NEW JERSEY DEVILS
Favorite player Marty Broduer
Great team and history and they once played in Colorado and I support former local teams, too.
3. PITTSBURGH PENGUINS
Favorite player Sidney Crosby
Cool logo and great team history.
4. TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING
Favorite player Martin St. Louis
Cool name and logo along with great team history.
5. SAN JOSE SHARKS
Favorite player Joe Thorton
Great team and cool logo.
Most hated:
By the way, most of these aren't really their names, I'm just making fun of them. Some of these are really funny!
MLB
1. BOSTON RED SUX
They're gay and their fans are mean to us rockies fans
2. ARIZONA D-FAGS
Bad team history, they're our rivals, and fans throwing trash on the field during the nlcs
3. CHICAGO CHOKE {cubs}
THEIR CURSE!!!!
4. NEW YORK FETS
They choke, their mascot is a frekin idiot, and the apple in a hat, wtf?
5. SAN DIEGO WHINNIES
Bad team history, stupid mascot, and fans won't shut the hell up.
NFL:
1. NEW ENGLAND CHEATRIOTS
Cheaters {why everyone else hates them pretty much} {:
2. SAN DIEGO RAN-OUT-OF-BATTERIES
THEIR FANS!!!!! And bad team history.
3. OAKLAND RAPERS {my opinion this is the funniest!}
Them sucking this decade, and they're the Broncos rivals.
4. CLEVELAND BROWNIES
No good history, our rivals, and I just think they suck.
5. PHILADELPHIA Eagirls
Bad team history, and I know a guy who likes them who hates the Broncos and Cowboys who is
a real dumbass.
NHL:
1. DETROIT DEAD WINGS
Avalanche rivals, and they're gay.
2. VANCOUVER CAN-THE-AVS-DESTORY-US?
Avalanche rival, and they're in the Avs division.
3. MONTREAL CANADIENS
Their fans keep bothering us and I hate it.
4. DALLAS STARS
Avalanche rival
5. CALGARY BURNT
They suck and they're in our division.
{Oh, and cool channel, huh?}
come join the colorado avalanche fan club if you're an avalanche fan {owned by Avso95} or join the Denver Broncos fan club if you're a broncos fan. {I own that club.}
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Country
United States
Interests
baseball, hockey, football
