Greeen Is Goood

Ok. I do two things for alching while afk.

1. Using a setup (like this: watch?v=7cfLVEMfPFY&feature=related) which clicks the mouse, WITHOUT ANY THIRD PARTY SOFTWARE.

2. I use Mousekeys, and I press the 5 key with my toe or have another automaton press it.

These are ALLOWED by the rules. They ar...

Why is it that the top comments are from two retards talking about abortion? I need to fix this...

Tits.

Dominic: I hear every breath you take, baby girl. No matter where you run, no matter where you hide, I'll always follow you. I'll track you across every beach on every planet in every galaxy if I have to! And once I find you, I'll make sure your head stays perfect over my fireplace, babygirl...ok...

Ok. I go to a half-retarded school, and this one kid asks every single person in the entire fucking joint for a dollar on a daily basis. As such, I have dubbed this "****'s song" and I'll be playing it over the PA next week to display how fucking tired of it we all are.

@billythewizard1 Lolwut?

@OdddSelenaGomez Haha, I walk down to my convenience store every three days and buy a pack legally. But I still don't want to talk to you.

I have absolutely no idea why, but I died laughing at this.

3:24 CHARGING LASER

3:29 FIRING LASER!

And that's how Darth Vader destroyed Alderaan

I guess that puts her

*puts on sunglasses*

a neck ahead

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Hate to be a jerk... but Lupin looks kinda like Hitler at 3:41.

@Deisy5086 Hey, I just put in the explanation man. Besides, you're not the only one who plays assassins creed -.-

WHO DA HELL IS DARREN? Lmfao

Thank you god. Microsoft word is by far the shittiest software in history. Savior.

There goes 12 billion bucks worth of gas.

What a shame that nobody else was present at this time, because this would have been resolved years ago.

I hope this man enjoys - 10 Pizza Hut pizzas, a few thousand black fax messages, free samples of lube in the mail, LOTS of Chinese food, magazine subscriptions, phone calls about his failed parenting, a suspension from his job, and the National Douchebag Award of 2012, because he earned it.

Day 6: I've been searching for @VigorousInsanity069's comment for about a week now. I'm all out of food and on my last bottle of water. I hope that someone finds these notes so they might bring my work to light, and possibly finish it. I don't know how much longer I can hold out for, I haven't ea...

@StrangerNReality Because I live my life knowing that I'll never regret taking opportunities to better myself and experience great things. Truly, I can't say that I don't have some kind of purpose to fulfill in life and I'm therefore not living life to the fullest, but for now I live without anxi...

1. Go to Google Translator

2. Copy this "बड़े काले शिश्न" and paste into the box.

3. Select "Hindi to English"

4. Hit listen

5. Maximum profit infinity.

Coming from someone with DCM, I know how he lived. It's horrible. But we pull through. Strong kid, strong story. Rest in peace man, I took this to heart. My cardiologist says I'm showing signs of improvement, so I'm hopeful that I can live a full life like this kid should have. RIP Ben Breedlove...

Coming from someone with DCM, I know how he lived. It's horrible. But we pull through. Strong kid, strong story. Rest in peace man, I took this to heart. My cardiologist says I'm showing signs of improvement, so I'm hopeful that I can live a full life like this kid should have. RIP Ben Breedlove...

Yo sonny, I been wit you since '08. I remember when you first went into and pretty much reinvented Dubstep. I met you at one of your first big gigs, at Go Bangerz in LA. We spoke real long, and I like the way your career is goin my man. But I think you gotta stick with either Dubstep or House mus...

I am of Slovak descent. I see the resemblance. Nice.

@mikeeklund Opperjumper>Energy>an arrow in the knee>vinnie

Cut the arm swinging, it's not Tektonik. And also, incorporate more kick and spin into it. Don't shuffle like a LMFAO Faggot, do the Melbourne shuffle.

I don't hear any hardstyle...therefore, this is not Melbourne shuffling, this is looking like a faggot with gay pop music playing in the back. And they're doing it wrong. So wrong. They should just...quit music.

She's not the cleverest child, she's very snotty and above average intelligence with OCD. No problemo.

@BeepimajeepBeep I started lifting when I was 8, so after about two years of leg and some upper body, I could have probably done it once which is all these kids can muster. They're not superhuman, they're overworked.

I used to think this video was funny, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

@dream6cold6code6 Theoretically, Keanu Reeves is immortal and therefore eligible to be a Dragonborn since his life never began and never will end, and he may feel emotion at any time.

This happened to me on my first day as a freshy. So me and a friend beat the hell out of the two juniors who were messing with us hah.

I used to write arrow to the knee comments, but then I took a lightning bolt to the knee.