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I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas. My parents live in Ft Worth. One of my sisters lives in Lubbock and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have been arrested for growing weed. My two sisters are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers serving a life sentences at Huntsville for murder. I have recently become engaged to a prostitute. I want to be honest so Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama?
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