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Whoa whoa whoa...killing people isn't cool? Save it for the commune, you damn hippie!

It's mainly a matter of how religious folks are loudmouthed and domineering. I guess atheists just believe in fairness. Or fighting fire with fire.

Can't all atheists just agree that there is no god, religious people are rubes, and that religion is a barnacle on the ass of humanity? All else is minutiae.

When I look deep into Glen Beck's eyes, I see a toy monkey banging two cymbals together.

I will admit that an atheist is irrational to argue with a religious person. It's like trying to convince a child that monsters aren't real. They aren't, but why waste your time explaining that?

What the fuck is a statheist? Is it when a doctor wants to perform a robbery quickly? Serious, though, someone explain it succinctly please. I'm so very lazy.

This girl reminds me of myself with her hand gestures, dipping into southern accents to express religious sentiments, and upper teeth that are slightly too big. I love things that remind me of me. She even likes girls like me. If she was ancient and had one eye, it'd be eery.

You're pretty lucky being a young whippersnapper who is an atheist. I'm fifty-eight, and we didn't have this fancy interweb doohickey when I grew up. As a result of this, and my residence in Kansas, I went for the first twenty years of my life without ever even hearing of other atheists. I sup...

@NeCacaluXuxultic It's a mnemonic device for remembering the correct vowel sequence in words. You spelled it "beleive" instead of "believe."

I'm quick to call the public school system an underfunded, militarized retard factory. That said, it looks pretty damn good when compared with homeschooling administered by the likes of Mr. Santorum.

Chuck Norris is still alive? I was not aware of that, mainly due to my profound apathy on the matter. But seriously, Calvin Coolidge is more socially relevant than Chuck goddamn Norris.

In general, I think it's a bad idea for a therapist to report anything about their clients to the authorities. If you have someone who is into child porn and also babysits, however, you have an all-too-clear picture of incipient badness painted for you. Personally I'd take the middle ground and...

I've often wondered what kind of crazy/evil/stupid person would actually support Rick Santorum. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle. "Lovers of evil"...This guy is one persuasive speech away from suicide bombing.

Stupid, crazy, evil, or all three...That pretty much covers the votes for all Republicans.

I think it's pretty stupid to feel bad and blame society for creating an unrealistic ideal. If you are capable of recognizing that the standard is unrealistic, there is no reason on earth it should affect you. Also, if your body doesn't measure up you can accept it, change it, or some combinati...

I think it's kind of silly when Christians lose their faith because of tragedy. There are literally millions of reasons not to believe in any religion, but the one that matters to some people is that God doesn't come through for them. It's rather symptomatic of monumental self-centredness.

I love the way Christians make statements with such certainty despite knowing so very little. It's like a third-grader telling you how calculus is a pile of crap.

I think it's odd that Christians would donate to the American Cancer Society, what with the proven efficacy of prayer. HAHAHAHA.

However smart I may actually be, religious folk make me feel like a genius. That religious crap is so very very very obviously false, and I have been aware of this from early childhood. When there are grown-ass adults believing in fairy tales I could see through since I was a child, it makes me...

@TheMessianicManic Fat acceptance is actually much worse. Two anorexics can't clog up an entire doorway or grocery store aisle. Anorexics don't smell bad. Anorexics don't have annoyingly loud, moist breath. If an anorexic falls on you, big whoop; if a chunky monkey falls on you, then you're i...

@PoWBlackOPS4 Spoken like someone who doesn't live in one of the square states in the middle.

Noted. Performing arts was never an interest of mine, so I'm the proverbial old dog learning new tricks.

You can't rehabilitate sociopaths...just send them to business school, so they can aquire the skills to thrive in the corporate world.

What a huge crock of shit. This guy could only fool people who don't realize that, like smoking, Christianity has to start early in life.

Agnostic, atheist...call me what you want, but if you're about to talk about "God," fuck off.

@TruthIsLife7 We must have a disagreement on the word "fact." I can't believe I actually have to say it, but dead people don't come back to life after three days. Historical "facts" are few and far between, but we can safely discount the ones that are clearly contrary to reality. If you haven'...

Don't worry folks...there is no hell. There's no heaven, either, but that's not bad news. Even heaven would be hideous torture after a trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion years. On the other hand, Christians aren't exactly the swiftest learners, so they could live fo...

I think it's kinda funny when atheists point out bible contradictions. My time is a bit too precious to pore through archaic fiction looking for inconsistencies. It's like sitting through a bad sci-fi movie and pointing out the inaccuracies. No thinking person takes it seriously to begin with.

A world where religious people aren't given the time of day. I'm sold, brother. It would be a bit better if the god-wads actually went away when told, but let's not be greedy.

Atheists are also pretty united in their disdain for god-wads flitting around spouting spurious nonsense. Atheists are pretty united in their nervousness about people with superstitious fantasies in places of power. Atheists, if nothing else, are right about at least one thing.

@billzybobb It makes me glad to see black atheists. I know it shouldn't really matter, but I feel like Christianity is just another form of slavery...a wrong done by the white man that still hasn't been corrected. Also, let's face it...the atheist community needs a little more coolness, rhythm,...

@avionicwonder17 Peaceably does not mean politely. Especially when the etiquette of the environment is engineered to quell all dissent. In fact, shouting is the patriotic thing to do in such instances. I guess I'm just a foolish old man, pining for the days when people weren't gutless turds.

@Trelli28 I did that plenty when I was young. God is a no-show. People who believe in god have a predisposition to suggestion, self- or otherwise. All the people claiming that there is a god made me consider the possibility when I was younger, but I grew up.

I always figure that guys who get all hurty inside over this stuff have tiny little penises. Or they had a repressive Christian upbringing...which I'm pretty sure makes your penis tiny. I think people who are always on about safety are a bunch of self-important turds, but if you're talking abou...

I was a theoretical physicist, but there isn't much money in advancing human knowledge in areas other than boner-pills and iphones. As this war on science proceeds, I grow more bitter...and if that Santorum shithead gets elected, I'm going super-villain. I'm sure he'll eventually make intellige...

It seems generous to call Noah's Ark a theory. Sort of like calling a wall smeared with feces a mathematical theorum.

@osamabinmakinmecrazy You don't know the half of it. I live under a bridge and eat children.

@brixxie27 If you will actually look up a treatise on different forms of comedy, you will find that contradiction is an intrinsic element of a number of comedy styles. The comedic impact of a punchline in generally accepted to be proportional to how unexpected it is. If I giving details about A...

I'm a little self-centered. So I'm not as worried about Santorum's bigotry against gay people as much as I'm worried about his bigotry against smart people. With all due respect to gay people, I think there is something scary about a guy who thinks knowledge, fact, and logic are the devil's wor...

Ana is so silly...if being a child molester disqualified a person from religious service, there wouldn't be any more churches. Now that I say it...that's a good idea.

I would call him a knuckle-dragging troglodyte...but I can't help but think that a knuckle-dragging troglodyte with access to modern information and the internet would be a little less woefully ignorant.

I already posted, BUT I AM SUPER-PISSED AT THIS BULLSHIT. I THOUGHT YOUTUBE WAS COOL...BUT ITS DAYS ARE NUMBERED SHOULD THIS CONTINUE.