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Fuck Johnny Cash. I'm glad he's dead. Too bad he got more popular afterward. Talentless fucking hack.

This is amazing. I'm a blader myself, it goes great with hockey, but I've thought long and hard about longboarding. It seems so graceful. I hope boarders and bladers can one day just set aside the bullshit and get along. Your art is as breathtaking as mine.

"Give way", motherfucker!

Oh no shit that I was so reminded of Thief. That's the same voice actor that did Garrett.

It'd be cool if the name for this particular part was a reference to Thief.

@zexionfan15 Hey, now, I'm a damn metalhead, but still love this song. It was probably some goddamn rap lover.

@Gnostic88 The katana is a fine weapon, but it is not superior to a well-made longsword, which this obviously is not. Albion Mark longswords have demonstrated time and again superior cutting and thrusting ability, easily equal to a traditionally made katana. Antique European blades from their h...

@TheTubesocks11 The wolf doesn't want to be fed every day. It isn't an overfed cockmonkey who goes to the grocery store or McDonald's to be fed slop. The wolf wants to hunt. How about I take away your computer, your house, your car, everything you have in your life, and stick you in a small ce...

@avoice77 No, you do hate someone. It's extremely obvious. What about what African tribes did to one another for centuries? Slaughtering one another, selling subjugated tribes to slavery, and selling like a meat market what they couldn't sell to a slaver? I love this argument about "icy caves...