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I'll take seven.

If I wake up in April to my city actually generously slathered with this stuff, I might e moved to do something. Sadly, I am a jaded, callous, apathetic and generally unflappable kind of person. The worst kind of person some would say, but Kony receives that little brass statuette on a platter wh...

Wake up in the morning. Groggy. Sleepy. Time for school, pull myself out of bed. Check my phone. Tumblr, Youtu- HOLYSHITFOAMY! Then suddenly, like a shot of espresso to the nuts, I am coherent again!

@kutlesscrazy She's American.

I think he began to have a mild seizure abbout halfway through.

@kazamman33 Speak 4 urself plux.

Guitar level: Asian

@SuperZac8 Alright, it's not because I'm a terrorist, but because I'm morbid and keep with morbid company. Right, if that was true, I'd be in federal prison.

To be fair, if he hadn't made this video, I would have never known about this recipe.

What's that over there? An armadillo! What's he doing now? A scented pillow! Filling it up with lots of potpourri and selling it down by the roadside!

DISCLAIMER: This is physically impossible before, during, or after recieving Frnkenstein Joe's new album, 'Dead Pile of Everything' for only ₣14.99

How does one come to own a cheese grater?

I used to smile, but then I took gotosleep.jpg to the eyes. -POINT OF INTEREST- Don't look it up. -Yoshi

I wanna be the guy.

@RCVideoDude It's about 1/3 done. After that, I still don't know if posting it will be so wise. My personal proofreader, whom I hired for his unflappable, jaded demeanor and fair judgement, teared up. If you knew him like I knew him, you might have reservations about posting the culprit onto the...

I managed to pause at the skips. In other news, I had a delightful dinner with roby 0404. We had eggs.

I love the song. I just wished there weren't so many stories about how Lewis is actually a jerk.

I apologize in advance, and I don't know which pony is best pony for you, but I'm writing a fiction called "Shy". If it's any indication, my personal proofreader, whom I've known to be a bulwark of apathy, covered his eyes in much the same way you did. In his personal opinion, I might not want to...

Why would you want to make tsitziki? Gross.

Which number do I dial for the yellow one? The one who wants to put others in stables. That one.

Hey! MY racism is NOT stupid!

I had a perfect harmony between Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Applejack. It's odd, because I'm extremely jaded and morbid, if exceedingly kind. I detest doing physical labour for myself, but will shift hills in a heartbeat for a friend. I am constantly beset with weakening illnesses, yet I have more...

Two wieners wiggling their wienies waywardly with waning witticism to whack their counterpart woefully? My point is, I was watching ponies, then gaydachshundsex.

Hush now, quiet now.

I was sure your voice was going to crack near the end part. It didn't. Color me impressed.

Hey Dazzler. "THERE IS NOTHING HEY ABOUT IT!"

@Lidnart With Obama?

Soon Dashie will realize that in about two months in her world, her daddy will be dead. Badabing, an extra shot of deppresso.

A large sack of phalluses.

No, this isn't okay. When I have my knuckles bruising between my teeth so I don't sob, and my puffy red eyes are leaking tears over my clenched fist, things have gone to a whole different level. When in the middle of the night, I have to bite my knuckles so hard as to bruise them, if only to stif...

Really? We're going break my eyes again? We're going to make my chest unable to take air? Make my throat catch? Fine. If anything, you've given me my reasons to continue writing Shy.

No time, ponies.

I notice that boobage, or more accurately cleavage, keeps the glass in one spot. What about for men? The glass would sway and bump across the chest and prospectively spill all over the collective god damned place. Also it looks like the Neck Basket with less features.

I don't thing Bubble Berry's vest works wwithout pants. I really don't.

Frickin Tom. Ololololololol.

I would attach that to my doorknob, flick it on when people I don't like come to my door, and say "Come in!"

Having your hair return to full flowing locks after it's been through that coif catastrophe is delusional, unthinkable, a nonsensical fantasy! It shows that the creators knew how cause and effect works. If your hair is styled like that, infested or not, it's still going to look like a longjet bar...