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I'm a country boy and this song kicks ass. Good and loud drinking songs speak to everybody

Fergie is saying she has a big fat ass. Who are we to disagree?

@brufz1

Blake can kiss my country ass

@mopar179

14 people need a good old fashioned yankee inspired ass kicking. Johnny Reb can have his turn after we're done

He's sexy and he knows it. wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle hey

@kikincountry

You need to get out more

All of you saying she's out of breath, how long can you dance and sing? Neither singing or dancing by themselves are easy. Together and you'd better be in damned good shape to do it without breathing hard. There's a reason why dancers aren't fat and it's not because of what they eat.

@diepopedie

I hope the bitch gets raped by a gorilla with the drip, the clap and crabs. Broads like that have delusions of relevance that needs destroying.

347 people need a spam enema followed by a good ass kicking

She's no more a lesbian that my wife is.

@Ashbug, he played the Western Idaho Fair this summer. It sounded like he was drunk and trying to blow a rooster while singing. It was horrible. I love his studio stuff but if he's playing live I'm going to stay out of earshot.

This was used in place of the traditional march for the bride when we got married. It as a better wedding for it

I'm a redneck from southern Idaho and I fucking love GBS. They make great music for having a hell of a good time while drinking

17 dislikes from 17 shitstains upon a faggot's crusty underwear. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their loins and may their arms be too short to scratch. May they be raped by syphillis infected gorillas till the next blue moon. And then, may the FSM deem them unworthy of being part of...

damned right I laughed. nom nom nom

@rosswilson31094

Geckos will eat damned near anything that they recognize as food. A pinky is food so they eat it. The odds of finding a pinky in the wild are slim but if they do it's dinner. Anything less is starvation for the gecko.

You can dance a two step to this, you can waltz or do a slow sexy swing. Does it make a dog's dick worth of difference if it's something Hank would have played? It gets the women out on the dance floor, it doesn't suck and it's down home music. That's what matters. Anybody that can't handle i...

I can't wait till the cover bands start playing this and we go tearing up the dance floor

A damned fine song for tearing up the dance floor