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"72 Virgins"
Welcome home. 25 years concluded.
Blown-away and praised by your companions,
The boss says your record's undisputed.
Go down the hall to see the Virginians.
Bobby Lee was there, holding a sabre,
With the House of Burgesses in their seats.
Lee had been supporting unpaid labor
With Jimmy Dean, who was processing meats.
Looking for Versions? Everyone's downstairs.
Take the elevator and greet your self.
Say "Hello" to anybody who cares.
You did, and said something to a red elf.
The elf explained the properties of sin.
He said to go downstairs to find Heaven.
-David Spencer
Welcome home. 25 years concluded.
Blown-away and praised by your companions,
The boss says your record's undisputed.
Go down the hall to see the Virginians.
Bobby Lee was there, holding a sabre,
With the House of Burgesses in their seats.
Lee had been supporting unpaid labor
With Jimmy Dean, who was processing meats.
Looking for Versions? Everyone's downstairs.
Take the elevator and greet your self.
Say "Hello" to anybody who cares.
You did, and said something to a red elf.
The elf explained the properties of sin.
He said to go downstairs to find Heaven.
-David Spencer
About Me:
Hometown:
El Paso del Norte, Texas
Country:
United States
Occupation:
Sky Soldier
Companies:
B co 1/508th Airborne Infantry
Schools:
The University of North Texas and Airborne School
Interests:
Long walks on the beach, making people laugh, breasty women, dancing, cooking and marinating in my own madness.
Movies:
Full Metal Jacket, Ghostbusters, I Love You Phillip Morris, and Moneyball
Music:
Greg Lake, Murray Head, and Ronnie James Dio
Books:
The Awakening, Byzantium, The Sea Wolf, and L'Assommoir
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mind someone has an evil router.
EN HORA BUENA.
i like the way you think, thank you , yes you are right, it is from the aliens era, kiss, kiss
jade