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Name:
Sloyvenheaven1
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Joined:
Nov 22, 2011
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About Me:
I keep paying for sex from old escorts/hookers named named Super Busty Marilyn from South Jersey (where I live) and Monika Deal from Philadelphia (google them) because no woman really wants me. I actually like men, too. I keep denying what I really am. Gay!
My whole life revolves around youtube and hockey fights. I tell everyone that I'm a hockey fight expert in the hopes that they might actually think I'm a tough guy, but in reality I'm this little, chubby, redheaded faggot.
Truth is the only thing I'm truly capable of is telling everyone how tough I am. I can give you "such a pinch" and I can seriously kick my own ass!
Country:
United States
Occupation:
Hockey fight expert, internet tough guy, and polesmoker extraordinaire
Companies:
Sloyvenheaven1 Fight Gym: I willI personally teach you how to stand there, look stupid, and get your ass kicked!
Schools:
PhD in Stupidity, BA in hockey fight analysis from Dumbass University, minor in Anal Studies
Interests:
Men, men, and more men
Movies:
Brokeback Mountain = my favorite! Jake Gyllenhaal = Delish
Music:
Michael Buble, Michael Bolton, Michael Jackson
Books:
The Real Me
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