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Jonathan
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I'm the one that killed your precious cat, and stuffed it in your fucking mailbox.
About Me:
"If you pour hot sauce on the ass of a bitch and then lick it off, that's stupid swag" - Riff Raff
"One Foty Fo, uh, uh, Magnolia Screet, I seen them, thru the winda of dat house. They was fuckin one another in the ass, like a choo choo train" - Willie James Huff
".....And a Hitler poster"- Charlie Scene
" Oh word? (Yeah?), So you're just gonna sit there? Stare at me? (Cry?), That's awesome! (You gonna say anything?) " - Kensta Lopez
" Women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs "- Dick Masterson
"*Trotting on hut roof all day and night*"- Harold
" Nobody. I'm nobody. I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo. I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine. And a straight razor if you get too close to me." - Charles Manson
"With Thai snot and spices... and herbs, served on a suckin' plate. I noticed you don't have a lot of 4k out of the fartstick. You need to fuckin' take the fuckin' fartstick knob and roll 4k off the fuckin' snot end... and if you don't you can suck it... HEY, HEY. HEY, and pull a fader back and fullmetal jack me off." -Corey Taylor
I'm just that fucking amazing that i dont need to explain myself.....
no, actually, im pretty imperfect, so fuck it.
my theme song should be Peter Pan Complex. i hate school,you know, normal shit. i'll add anyone as a friend if they ask. im alright, once you get to know me. but if you dont, dont expect to get anything. except maybe a dirty look.
i have an insane ability to not give a fuck what you think.
people have told me im the chillest, the coolest, the funniest, the weirdest, the sweetest (I actually gave up counting the times I've been told), the craziest, whatever.
im eveything you hate and everything you love put together.
you love to hate me. or hate to love me.
or just love me.
now im just fucking with you.
"Wrinkles may form on our physical frame
But age is a number, my mental remains
I'm still entertained by the simple and plain
The summer, the fall, the winter and spring
The older I get, the younger I feel
I still believe in that "one in a mil"
Got sand on the beach and a castle to build
I've seen it myself and monsters are real."
I Pledge allegiance to the mask,
That I'll carry whisky in my flask,
And anyone to diss HU,
I'll leave a bloody mess with you
For we are family, you and I,
3 Tears for you, we all shall cry,
All day all night, our flags will fly,
The Undead Army Till The Day We Die
Hometown:
Cleveland
Interests:
Music Production, Girls.
Music:
Alot of Eminem, Bad Meets Evil, Dumbfoundead, Wax, Clockwise, Yelawolf, Hollywood Undead, Slipknot, Traphik, Kanye West (I don't care if you hate him) Kid Cudi, Hopsin, Lil Wayne, and not alot of others.
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Jonathan.. words can't even describe my feelings for you. I love you so much, you mean everything too me.
i thought i was done and wanted nothing more than too leave, but all the sudden this amazing guy showed up in my life and stole my heart and i know and trust he will never break it. God truly sent me an angle. i love you baby.
[ If not i will rape you ! ]
Dear Jonathon,
maaaaaaaaaaaan do i wanna fucking rape you ! hahahaha. well anayways. You have had me at hello from day fucking one ! i never ever get bored talk to you, and man am i fucking glad we met. i can't beleive that after days from meeting you i fogot you name ! holly crap im the worst friend ever... but anyways, you make laugh and smile like no other. hahaha man your turn on ! hahaha well ima straight up tell you one thing. I DON'T FUCKING REGRET MEETING YOU. and thats a fact.
kayy byeeeee.. ♥
I'm nobody.
I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo.
I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine.
And a straight razor if you get too close to me.
am offf, goodnight my bitch <3
lmao you're such a hoe!