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About The StoryTeller

For adults only..Or Retard.I have always wondered if it was possible to scubadive in quicksand? Well my channel is full of eveything,.watever u want to put on it..I don't care wat anybody has to say I will tell anybody anything..I am an adult with the mind of a child,I love pizza...I have a dog and sum fish.When I was a young child I had a dog that would lick my ass..My friends loved that..my 2nd grade teacher tied me to my seat with a jump rope..I later ran way from school..actually 1st,2nd,3rd gradfes I walked out of school and went home...I really hate youtube,its fucking pointless and fucking boring but with a boring life such as mine I find myself on it..It makes me feel wanted talking to people that I have no idea who or what they are and telling them my every secret..
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++++++++I once had a freind that ate dog shit,although he denies it today I know the truth..frozen shit at that.....I never had a chance in Hell to find the needle in the hay stack but with buying a few goats I found it quick..well they did..
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I like peas and carrots and all sorts of things like that..my freinds call me what ever they want ..you can call me what ever you want..I seem to hafta fart alot,I guess its a stomach thing the Dr.'s say..I do like watching my ederly neighbors fight,Roy knocks the fuck out of Bertha all the time over nothing..Plus with the addition to my family my new dog"Butchy"is dong fine..although he is blind he will make a great seeing eyedog one day I bet. **I LOVE ALL LIFE ON THIS EARTH...JUST MAYBE SOME MORE THEN OTHERS..FOR THOSE I LOVE LESS DON'T WORRY MY CELLAR IS ROACH FREE

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SlatanicG0D

Latest Activity

Apr 15, 2009

Date Joined

Apr 15, 2009

About this user

Not really much to say,High school drop out, I did get my GED...Working in a steelmill making peanuts,broke all the time wondering when my next bill is coming in I can't pay..Anyways I was a user but settled from that but I do like PinkFloyd still..Ima metalhead with hair..I hav a wife that is a hotty with to kids that are shit asses..I live in the same town I was born in,I have a crossed eye,I hav seizures and my finger has been broke..I do like football The Lions are my fav. team'they suck" I like pizza and mt.dew.. As a small child I led a small Army of kids to war with a local township,with flanking the enemy we crushed the opposition with 1 swift stroke..I was titled General at the age of 15..I retired then placing my duties to other siblings in my platoon.. I worked in a Ice Cream parlor for about 3 weeks,I was fired..I was caught having intercourse with a gallon of RockyRoad Delight..I was able to keep the gallon while I got the boot...With having several sexual partners in my life I realized girls likes more then just taking meat in their cunts..They also like in in their ass..
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I have never lied nor I stole in my life,with that said I feel better.....

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I was in love once but fell out real fast when the dog cather took my beloved Sophia,with me being disabled from a handgun iccident I was unable to rescue her..

Hometown

VAGINAS

Country

United States

Occupation

Cotton container stuffer during the days at night Ima Naked Dancer at the senoir citizen building

Companies

FUCKING HELL HOLE

Schools

Harvard,Yale and Princeton..I think I was enrolled at Brown also..Brown Eye university..The girls there are shitty though..

Interests

Drawing,Fishing,watching football and hockey,masterbating and others things such as garage selling.I do like to sew with my grandmother when her arthritis isn't acting up..I have a passion for bird watching my fav. thing to do is Fucking..1# thing to do is to fuck,I love pussy and for those who don't thats fine that means there is more for me..I like hoel socks,my underwear are also holy..they are soaked in holy water..

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