Don't waste the pretty~

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

I was wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer... then it hit me.

There IS a light at the end of the tunnel. But it's usually a train, in which case you better move or you'll be dead

"The issue is not that your idea is crazy, but that it isn't crazy enough."
-Niels Bohr

Sorry Robert, five dollars doesn't buy my undivided attention.
~Mayhem

I think it's funny that I have more subscribers then subscriptions. xD love all you people that subscribe me :D

Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

Bridget Bishop, the first women accused of being a witch in Salem, died on my birthday. Poor Bridget :(

Well, we shall have a magnificent garden party, and you're not invited!
~Captain Jack Sparrow.

less