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SittingMooseShaman
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Name:
Sitting
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60
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Jan 2, 2009
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Let the "Blah" begin! You came here--so you asked for it: You have only yourself to blame!
... ... ..."hrrrummn, 'Hail Ming'..." *(as would the manner of King Vultan--Ruler of the hovering, Sky City and the Hawkmen)*...heh-heh...I look as an elderly Vultan...




...ahem, I'M a disabled old guy...
A Pistoleer(Pistolero) of the Old School(Bass Reeves - THE Original American Law Man)...any and every American Judge and/or Officer of the Court, local, state and/or federal can and may call upon me to be deputised in the Name of such Court...at any time...and place to perform the duties deemed required as 'Posse of the Court.'
Don't laugh, kiddies...That's part of the II Amendments' cause...the rest is...
...only there IS(by Law) NO "kings' armoury" for my armament nor(by Law) that I be de-armed and such armament ...to be stored...until called...
America is NOT a dictatorship! And I'll FIGHT to keep Her so! Even if I'm the only one willing to stand thus...
*patriotic flootey&drum...w/bass;n'drum music, too.*
My armament are NOT the "kings' property" -nor the kings' families', officials' or governors -even this nations' officials': from aldermans', sheriffs'(or ANY police officials'), mayors', governors'-up-to-presidents' Congressmans' or Courts' -deliberate property.
The intent and actuality to own, store and possess: Which means; CARRY; open or concealed...
such armament, any place-any time...IS MINE!
*bass'n'drum'
BY LAW..."...be at ease and go on your way, officer"
And, indeed -I am a shaman.
Born on All Hallow's 'Eve:
I hold to an uncommon Mysticysm...yet, submit, as an adopted Son, to Father Creator, Holy Spirit and Their Son
...also...Living next to and upon a graveyard
only adds a certian 'Addams Family'
je ne se quois to my existance...
and I quite like this.
Well... I was a [working] Sous Chef/Chef, Sicilian cuisine,
Spent near 25 yrs perfecting the art...by the time my big promotion to Exec-Chef came...sumnahbitch if a workin' disease didn't take my career & I right down(physically)...and out.
ah well, it's hobby time... Dig-up the ol' science books.
I've always liked the liberal arts tho' ...esp the sciences
...and history: The tree of todays' worlds' politico-madness grew from the roots & bull-shit of yesterdays' insanity, insecurities, Alpha-domineering/Omegas' capitulation & greed...the far rt. & far lft. R both full of shit...
: the truth is always better'n fiction.
Cartoonist/illustrator, pencil/pen/ink on multimedia. I work out from primary-colours (water, acrylic, oil) Pastel(oil/dry)...used'ta crank-out 'zines, cards, strips & one-off's...
Sculptor/ steel, brass, copper -also clay, rock...
Novice knife-smith...when I can stand-up...finishin' 3 blades...1 near done: Rail-spike, Oak grips & sheath, linseed-oil rubbed finish...just gotta hammer-out the brass hardware for it...bein' permanently sick...this takes a lo-o-ong time.
Electric Bass... one 'big-time': Sam Kinison, house band; The church years...yep! That's right. The fuggin' church years...and I knew, the real, "Church Lady"...
It...was a fun time.
Hobby at archaeology...gotta find some poor schlemiels'
lost coins...just so I can pass 'em on to some loser who'll bury 'em and die w/o ever usin' 'em either...
I've found more elements dealing w/paleontology than ancient artifacts...dino-teeth, ribs, pelvis, spinal-segments...and a raptor skull segment/jaw(a nice one too).
Even tho I'm a once-hunting hunter...who's really becoming a softy towards all my animal pals which live in and around my home...I'll always be a conservationist...
Clean water= good fishin' (I fish...well, used-to)
Healthy forest= healthy food...
Now it's up to my son...He's a Marine.
and the way it looks(and feels) all I'll soon be able to do is...lay here and surf th' net...not trolling -too droll...
Now ogre-in' ...is more appealin'
ennyways...I did my part...
Just stay away from my Civil Rights...
I will fight.
Hometown:
Lackawanna, NY
Country:
United States
Occupation:
None any more...
Companies:
...read "company" ...my dawg, "Gunny"
Schools:
Every day I live now has become my education... Info is one thing...Knowledge is quite another...
Interests:
politically, ...I'm a Groucho Marxist: My PEN is my cream-pie 'weapon'!!...talk of a double entendre' ... "IF YE ARE NAY: Be dazzled by the brilliance of the Truth Eternal displayed within those varied and colourful statements The Holy Spirit has empowered my arthritic digits to type.yea,digitally -into this Universes' (Zhendihoreh)s' Plane of Existence- as revealed before your eyes to see and/or your ears to hear...or your palate to delight and stomach to happily bear(after all -I am a Chef)... THEN, THEREFORE: ...be ye BAFFLED w/prodigious amounts of steaming, fly-drawing and civilisation-ising, BULLSHIT!" Now! Go Away!! ...y'ins bother me...
Movies:
Dr. Strangelove... Flash Gordon(Ming Rules!)Really, do these things truly matter?"South Park" handled things quite well dealing w/ u-toobation and the practical gains thereof...2 me, U-toob is an invaluable, eclectic video 'encyclopedia.'!
Music:
Classical;BaroqueJazz. Well done 'Sound-scapes'Ancient/cultural- on original instruments.
Books:
BibleComixNat GeoFrom Dawn to Decadence sci-fi
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Channel Comments
SittingMooseShaman (2 days ago)
...only crazy-people understand me...my mind is always five+ years in the future on issues I apply my thoughts to...and I tend to see things as they are...which generally leave me pissed and convinced that IAm insane...this liability then brings a "Catch-22" tangent into play...
WildFlowersCA (6 days ago)
In some of your comments you make no sense.
freebird1ification (1 month ago)
really enjoyed your comment on popcorn and just wanted to let you know there are a few of us good old boys down here in georgia that will stand with you when the time comes for the reorganization of this here situation of being inslaved to the friggin fedarallie assholes trying to f--k up everything this intire country was founded on in the first place i can gaurantie my great grandpa is tuning cartwheels in the grave today keep on keepin on brother ..
Hallaran (1 month ago)
Yes we may be old but stlii love this mystery we call "Life". (Dog lover - Ex Hunter). Jack
SittingMooseShaman (1 month ago)
...an' I'll drop a few hits...if ever I had some...
SittingMooseShaman (1 month ago)
...like Jimi extolled: "Are you 'Experienced"...I smile and say..."Yes!"
...and Emmanuel knows me... 'pain'...'death'? Bah...bug 'n hum! ...but doors to "Life!!"
JonBenait06 (2 months ago)
I wasn't fearful until I took too much.  Whoopie, whoopie, what, wtf?
SittingMooseShaman (2 months ago)
...voted for Seniors' machine. Tho' I prefer Seniors', "Old School" bobbers & springers...I could never ride 'em: My lumbar is shot; However...Seniors' reverse, tracked trike...is the only machine on earth that I could drive... It's the perfect riding-position which is least to hurt my back!!! ...that is the ONLY way, really. What a crippled-guy power, 'scooter'! ...w/flame throwers even...
SittingMooseShaman (4 months ago)
...dammit... ...just too fuggin' hurtin' to get ANYTHING done. PVC digi kinda done-though I can perform a sick-moose chromatic-scale on it... Knife 'n' everything...still on hold- now that my drawin' hand is partly non-functioning! Why me? Oh, well gotta do what I can... ...jessome advice kiddies: Don't piss-away ANY time; EVER! While yer young and still supple'n'sexy...get on it!!! Whatever it is ya gottsta do! ...fer me, well, it's pre't much dunfer...
thebisbeechannel (8 months ago)
now start making videos!
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