Profile
Name:
Pastor Beau Elrod
Channel Views:
613
Age:
28
Joined:
Mar 8, 2011
Latest Activity:
3 days ago
Website:
About Me:
Hometown:
Kentucky
Country:
United States
Occupation:
Preacher
Schools:
West High School/G.E.D.
Interests:
I live solely for Jesus. Everything I do is with HIS approval. I'll only do things Jesus approves of. Since Jesus is in my heart, where I go, He is there. Our church softball team is the best! We beat all of those other heathen churches last year thanks to the Glory of God! Hopefully that showed them the light that their denomination is an abomination unto Jesus!
Movies:
Veggie Tales and Passion of the Christ.
Music:
Planet Shakers
Books:
The BIBLE!! (If you didn't know that we was going to say that, then you're a sinner and a heathen and need to repent!)
Recent Activity
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SinnersGoToHell commented on Our Pastor Goes Crazy
"Why is there mold on the cross?"
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"I'm amazed at the number of people that on this page that seem to defend..."
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"@fedthefukup Okay, that was pretty funny."
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"@ahbooaboo He's got the top-rated comment. Ha ha. In your face, fucking ..."
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SinnersGoToHell commented on Preacher's Slip of the Tongue
"@bendingmasterkatara He also chose to bear false witness (lie) by saying..."
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Channel Comments
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HOLDTHAPHONE
(1 month ago)
Fuck Jesus/Jebus!!! Vishnu Rocks - that god has 8 arms
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aTHEISTcracker
(3 months ago)
FUCK YEAH PRAISE THE GOSPEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LolroflJamesBond
(3 months ago)
Intolerant, ignorant moron.. In a 100 years Christianity will die out as more Christians turn atheist since more and more proof come to life. And soon you will be left alone with Jesus.
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SinnersGoToHell
(3 months ago)
I was listening to "One of Us" by Joan Osborne (a dirty alternative lady) and I was extremely offended by her song! God ISN'T one of us. His eternal glory is better than you heathens could ever hope to be. And calling Him a "slob" is hypocritical when you look like Joan does. I was expecting a song with good Christian morals, and I got some Pagan singing about trains.
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SinnersGoToHell
(3 months ago)
My sermon talking points for today: Have you ever noticed that an "atheist" is really just "a theist"? Therefore, they believe in Jesus almighty. They're so stupid that they didn't realize that by adding a space, I make them religious! Jesus has made me smarter than atheists for a reason...so that I may come again to judge the living and the dead.
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madisonelectronic
(4 months ago)
do you shit and piss for jesus? or just on him?
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SleepBoySleeps
(6 months ago)
Jesus christ thats an awesome user name!
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leejames929
(8 months ago)
Jesus is not real
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SinnersGoToHell
(10 months ago)
So, while I was writing my latest great sermon, I thought of new names for the other false denominations of Christianity. Here they are: Methodist = MethoDISSED, Catholic = Catho-lick my balls, Baptist = Pap (Smear) Test, Buddhist = Boo!-Hiss!, Wiccan = Wiggin (Out), Evangelicals = Oddhairsprayicals, Presbyterian = Crap, Anglican = Devilican, Lutherans = Liarthans, Pentecostal = Pentagram-Worshipers, Mormons = Morons. If I missed one, please feel free to add your own. Praise be to Jesus.
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SinnersGoToHell
(10 months ago)
To all of my faithful followers: Just a few quick notes for today. Well, we need people to sign up for the Christian B-Ball tournament. We can't let those other "Christians" beat us. Ours is the true Lord, and His glory will show that to them when we kick their butts. Also, don't forget to donate on Sunday. Last week's take was a little low. We need to save up for the repairs to the church. In John 10:2 it says, "For he who gives to the pastor gives to Jesus. Your reward in Heaven is brought by the donation on Earth." Lastly, don't forget that Friday is convert an Atheist/Heathen Day! We'll make it our mission to smite the wickedness from those soles. Praise be to Jesus and my glorious congregation!
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