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Funniest guy on television - by a frickin' MILE.

Bobo wrestled FOREVER; easily from the 50's until the early 90's and ALWAYS in incredible shape. Bobo broke the color barrier in arenas all over the U.S. and was the first African American to hold a major singles title. This was a typical All Star Wrestling routine - though usually it was the hee...

I beg to differ with wtf66651. Dom DeNucci (he trained Mick Foley & Shane Douglas) was one of the best workers of the era and always in superior shape. True, he's not a carbon copy muscle freak like much of today's crop - but he understood ring psychology and how to run a match - and, if called ...

@domjack99 Jesus Christ Almighty couldn't turn around TNA with the pile of garbage they have running it. At least he had to balls to try...and the good sense to leave when the stench of Hogan permeated. Wrestling is cookie cutter crap. I'll savor Mick Foley working ANYWHERE - he's one of the la...

Punk is trying, but this is heavy lifting. Johnny Ace has ZERO charisma - that's why he ended up in Japan - where American wrestlers don't need to have any. Good worker, but USELESS here. I love Mick Foley, but he's clearly waaaaaaaaaay too fat to be in there. Make him the GM now and I might s...

And let's go "pretendland" where Chris Benoit was a-scared of Big Bad Mike Graham. Puuuuuhleaze!

@dakliq420 Why should Hogan start telling the truth about ANYTHING now?

Actually, the Shea match was NOT a cage match. Bruno was in no condition to wrestle, but DID to save the McMahons' butts AGAIN when the Ali vs. Inoki match was not drawing flies. Bruno kept knocking Hansen out of the ring until Stan finally ran away. That's why this was a cage match. And since ...

That there just kicks a MOUNTAIN of ASS. Long may the REZILLOS reign!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@khalsasikh Bruno was also a trained lifter who was barely edged out by the legendary Paul Anderson at the 1956 Olympic trials. Anderson physically out-weighed Bruno by almost 100 pounds at the time. Sammartino was/is a work-out fanatic who literally came into America as a 97 lb. weakling - har...

Any guesses who the Gladiators were? Great gag and funny that no one ever saw them before...or after their first big TV match. GREAT TV. Had a similar one happen on Pittsburgh TV one night (by accident). George "The Animal" Steele vs perennial jobber Frank Holtz for remaining TV time. Steele ...

@AmericanCryer That's Robert Blake (of Baretta & probably killing his wife fame)

I've LOVED the Mael boys ever since I saw them do "No More Mister Nice Guy" on American Bandstand oh, a hundred years ago (1972?). Russell was swinging around a sledge hammer as he sang. The teens didn't exactly get it and even Dick Clark... seemed a bit taken aback. Took me 2 years after that to...

This is from the Wheeler & Woolsey classic farce comedy DIPLOMANIACS. Marjorie is 'custom ordered' by the villain to seduce Wheeler and she is delivered via a vending machine chute - completely encased in a cellophane wrapper. Written by Joseph Makiewicz (All About Eve, Million Dollar Legs), i...

Saw Toni wrestle many times - often against future partner Donna Christanello. They had some of the best women matches outside of Japan. And they were a superior tag team.

One of the BEST songs EVER - bar none! Coolest short guitar solo. These guyz are rockin' GAWDS!!!!!!!!!

Faye Fife - Hottest Scot EVER!!!!!

Fay at her absolute HOTTEST! What a talent...and what a sexy woman!

Sad that one of his last appearances was to set up a crap tag match at Wrestlemania 3. Bruno helped break Volkoff into stardom way back when he was a Mongol in the Pittsburgh territory (that Bruno owned). He actually tagged with Volkoff (Beppo Mongol) and had some GREAT brawls with 'Internation...

Very cool finish - kind of a primitive powerslam. I saw him do that to Bruiser Brodie in Pittsburgh waaaaaay back in the day. Bruno is still THE MAN.

Choshu was the most impressive slam of the bunch 'caue he was so damned little. Hogan's were mostly pathetic. But, as has been noted, nothing happens unless the big guy wants to go. I've worked in the biz and I weigh 300 lbs. Damn few of the boys could slam me without an able assist - from me...

At this point in his life, Andre could barely stand up without help. He got beat in under a minute by the Warrior all over the country. Sad, really.

Geeto Mongol trained Bill Eadie and broke him into the business. He became Bolo Mongol after Beppo split for the AWA.

And who has the best cardio conditioning in the match? The old guy - the only Living Legend - BRUNO SAMMARTINO!

Senator....it's time to come in. You have to vote on the debt ceiling.

God, I hope this got him laid...

This IS Tiny Tim. He sang this live on Howard Stern's show at least once. I don't think Tim knew when he recorded it that the disease was so devastating - it was early on in the plague. He seemed a very gentle soul - albeit very strange...

First match was Bruno vs. Professor Toru Tanaka. Then, in color, it was Oscar "Crusher" Verdu vs. Frank Holtz, Tanaka vs. Victor Rivera and the tag match was Bruno & Tony "Battman" Marino vs. Ivan Koloff (w/manager Tony Angelo) & Waldo Von Erich. Terrific footage!!! Stirs up great memories of m...

Bruno looks terrific. Larry looks like he's been through HELL! Stop hanging out with Scott Hall, dude. He's KILLING you.

@MyMachine123 They actually DID do sort of a swerve. According to Graham, Bruno suggested that Billy "injure" his knee during the match and bail out of the MSG match with Baklund. They DID do that; but when Billy showed up at the Garden limping, McMahon told Gorilla Monsoon to wrap his knee REAL...

This IS the match where Bruno broke his neck. Keep in mind all this is happening after he was dropped on his head. You can tell by how gingerly Hansen hit him with the lariat that something was up. Bruno checked himself out of a NY hospital that night and FLEW HOME to Pittsburgh. He was afraid t...

@qba5775 Yep!