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In America, you pound pavement. In Soviet Russia, pavement pound YOU

Peter Gabriel shocked the monkey. In Soviet Russia, monkey shock YOU

@naudiaist They're Japanese, dumb-ass. And my Japanese fiancee doesn't make weird sounds when I'm doing her

@tnmagicmanmm Well, she was right about Toral ... but a chimpanzee would have been right about Toral. Anyone would have been right about Toral. It wasn't like Kristi was the only one who was right about her.

@tnmagicmanmm ... and they're not even that hot.

Rebecca: "I never go down that easy."

What a shame.

I can't stand it when people start off presentations by saying "we are so excited to do this" or something like that. Sounds so fucking phony.

@TheDane824 Sometimes they keep people like her on the show, just to make for more interesting TV. I think so, anyway.

@userflock Maybe that's because Trump knew he had another bitch in Kristi.

@Primehasairupthere I have no freaking idea why people think Erin is "hot." For Chrissakes, I've met thousands of women MUCH better-looking than her, and have even gotten BJs from some of them. And worst of all, she just doesn't know when to STFU.

@tnmagicmanmm Really? The girls themselves didn't say that. They praised Craig and admitted that they didn't originally give his idea enough credit. Go back and play the vid again if you don't believe me.

Okay, how come everyone has a hardhat on, except Trump and the executives?

@AndyinMTL No, she's not. I've been with several women who were better looking than her, and I'm not exactly a super-stud.

Trump should fire one person from each team ... since both teams, in essence, lost the task.

Rebecca, put down the damn glass of champagne and give your boyfriend a REAL hug. Not the one-armed half-hug that you gave him while you were holding on to the champagne. If my girlfriend had been that half-assed with me, I'd call her out on it.

Life continues ...

If anyone says "step up" on this show one more time, I think I'm gonna toss my cookies ...

the cooking scenes in this movie always make me so fucking hungry

@cloudparter Really? Who does?

@scottvska Could be, but this show seems to bring out the bad side of people. I wouldn't want my bad side to be on national TV for millions of people to see ...

Yeah, right. Like anyone could just walk up to a decomp chamber, turn a crank like that, and accidentally kill someone inside. Like they wouldn't have better safety precautions than that. Don't believe everything you see on TV, people. Even when it claims to be a "documentary."

is Jack Nicholson playing drums?

put an alligator in your butt ... I say see ya later in your butt ...

Ovechkin is a funny guy ... in a Russian deadpan kinda way ...

Hit heavy turbulence one time and, while everyone else on the plane was scared, my son (who was 3 years old at the time) was laughing his head off! He thought it was the most fun thing in the world!

in America, you shovel snow ... in Soviet Russia, snow shovel YOU

reminds me a little of the "Thriller" video ...

in Soviet Russia, business give YOU!

Schmidt is still alive, too! Still going at 93. What a great man.

he shoulda kicked Olbermann's ass ... he could have, too ... probably still can!

@kupcha14 ... maybe he IS Vin Diesel !!!

Right before Tony offered him a job, Ernie pissed & shit in his pants ... 'cause he thought Tony was gonna waste him too.

@IamDottieDandridge It's just in the movies. In real life, most Mafia guys are fat as a blimp. It's all that pasta they eat. A few years back, a NYPD detective went undercover as a Mafia wiseguy. He was undercover for a year and gained 80 pounds. Had to go on a crash diet-and-exercise progra...

cat on the right looks fucking possessed ...

"Aeroflot: Scaring the shit out of passengers the world over since 1939!"

That's the biggest hit in NY Giants history? What a bunch of kids you are. Way too young, I guess, to see what Leonard Marshall did to Joe Montana in the 1990 NFC title game. Marshall's hit made your "biggest hit in Giants history" look like fucking CHILD'S PLAY.

"I'm the only girl who got a cigar" -- well, uh, actually, I gave my fiancee a "cigar" to put in her mouth last night. She loved it. So did I.

Doesn't get any more 80s than this ...

@et720 On John Lennon's last album, "Double Fantasy," one of the songs is dedicated to his then-young son Sean. One of the lyrics goes, "Before you go to sleep, say a little prayer ..." That album was released shortly before Lennon's death. That lyric indicates that before he died, he had ado...

why the hell would they take binoculars away from the guys in the crow's nest???

Debbie Harry was HOT back then. I was going through puberty back then. Had a wicked crush on her. On her and about a million other chicks.