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@ArowaLim

...but that doesn't make any sen...

Oh. Wait. Nasuverse. Carry on, nothing to see here.

Hm.

Hmmmmm.

...NOPE.

*goes back to watching pirated fansubs*

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Hm. The original Japanese makes a joke using a proverb about giving gold coins to a cat. (Roughly equivalent to the English "throwing pearls before swine".)

...I like this version better.

Welp.

Heh. At first I was like, "WTF. This is exactly the same as the Galaxy S2 commercial."

And then I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE

I NEVER ASKED FOR THIIIIIIS

If you watch this backwards with the colors inverted...well, it *still* won't make sense. But you will understand why the answer is 42, and why it could only ever be 42.

Wait, I still have one of the top comments on this? 2 years later?

Anyway, this is still amazing.

Mm...It's missing the implication that something horrible happened to Marisa, which is a big part of the humor for these things. And the "I HAVE SEEN MY HAT" wasn't angry enough.

0:13. Rin's head is not a fun place to be in.

I used to be annoyed by overused memes.

But then I learned to chill the fuck out.

@mrDarkmage459

...this video finally makes sense.

@MrHappyface That's actually a common and completely false myth. While Einstein's grades weren't stellar, they weren't bad, either. Kind of average, actually.

What on earth is this? "Original opening of Japanese version?" Uh, I was watching the original Japanese version fansubbed within a few days of it airing, and it very definitely had "Falling Down" by Oasis as the OP.

@Bubba93000

I used to complain about Youtube memes like you. But then I took an arrow to the knee.

#winning

15:19

Reimu: "OKAY. THIS BULLSHIT STOPS RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW."

Of course, next episode will probably be even worse, but I can hope, can't I?

Somehow, amid the mass murder, pyromania, and cannibalism, it's Ran being MOTHER OF THE YEAR to Chen that really drives the point home that Gensokyo has gone mad.

Oh god not the fingernails. I hate fingernail stuff. Just gives me the wibblies.

Overly long, unnecessarily elaborate and detailed transformation sequence?

It's like I'm really watching a magical girl anime!

I kind of like this. Sure it goes against the classical magical-girl extended transformation sequence, but it fits with Homura's no-bullshit attitude. "Old clothes gone, new clothes on, time for guns now." Just like that.

This is so metal I think my eyes are melting.

My sister actually had that Mary-Kate & Ashley game. (It was pretty much exactly what you'd expect.)

Is it bad if this song goes through my head every time I spawn in a jet in BF3?

...And that's how Equestria was created!

@MrYamaSeven Fuck that, we need Battlefield 2143, period.

1 Person...fuck it, I can't even think of a good reason for someone to down vote this. You'd have to be some kind of soulless monster. Wait, no, even soulless monsters get into the Christmas spirit, AS DEMONSTRATED IN THE VIDEO.

@sirwence I doubt a plane that size could carry a strategic nuke.

1:13

You got your internal combustion engines in my Avatar. :-(

For a while, this video had the loading bar replaced with another nyancat, what happened to that?

Ehhh...kinda kills it when she pronounces her own name wrong.

(It's more like Flan-druh than Flan-dreh. It's French.)

@PARAMOUNTGAMER

umad? Because usoundmad.

It's a commercial, yes, but that doesn't mean it can't be a good commercial.

DEUSU EKKUSU FUMAN REBORUSHON

Thanks for the subs!

...Uh? Alex Mercer created Blacklight. The virus that killed Hope, Idaho (and was FOUND by Blackwatch/Gentek, not created by them) was Redlight.

You think she looks bad? You should see the other guy.

@sillieness

I dunno. I kinda like the off-key vocals. Kinda feels like Marisa herself is singing it...after raiding Reimu's booze stash...while tripping on mushrooms...and vaporizing large chunks of the landscape for the lulz.

This sketch is the Internet in a nutshell.

Someone missed his calling as a fighter pilot.

@Adauchisan

He *might* be referring to a League of Legends developer who is known to be a massive Touhou fangirl. Perhaps she sent him a link to this video.

I was about to make a horrible comment about how it was probably dead, but then OMG TEH CUTEZ.

i found this weird video of a girl with christmas light wings and it had this music

i don't get what she has to do with mcdonalds