About this user
shit. piss. fuck. a thirst for knowledge and pussy. homemaking an assortment of jerkies. ass. pills. cravings of all kinds. hung like a rooster(at times). smells like baby shit(maybe thats why i use baby wipes). shits in a plastic bucket lined with garbage bags, then cleans up with bounty and perennial. loves juice. believes that microwaved foods and fluoride will eventually lead to the annihilation of our miserable species. has used the term "duck butter" way too many times. types 1000+ words a minute with two fingers and a thumb. overtly grumpy. racism is fun and funny (fuck you). sexism is fun and funny (fuck me). homophobia is overrated and gay. americanism is okay in small doses as long as you realize we live in a theater-like society where true power is granted only to the super rich and those who disperse, control, and back-engineer alien technologies. If you dont believe that then consider yourself a walk-on. Loves "H.J.'s, B.J.'s, and basically J's of any kind". Hates children but loves cartoons, ironic.
Hometown
Your dirty mouth.
Country
Papua New Guinea
Occupation
Hot Popsicle inspector, moist panty incubator.
Companies
Professional futon stainer
Schools
A few. fuckin up the, system.
Interests
trying to capture and enslave paris hilton, force feed her to become 500+lbs, then start a secret society of online worshippers to pay me to do stuff to her feet.
