Reporting Live from Konoha

Neji is British.
THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!!! AND NEJI'S LEADING!!!!! That was what Orochimaru said when British soldiers were coming for him...Neji. Hyuga Neji was leading the British in their red coats. And he was wearing one TOO!!! YEAH, SO WHAT IF NEJI'S BRITISH... I DON'T EVEN LIKE HIM! That was Uzumaki Naruto, age 12. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL IF HE'S BRITISH OR NOT... I MEAN HE COULD BE IRISH FOR ALL I CARE! Haruno Sakura, age 12. FEH... THAT HYUGA GUY IS FULL OF HIMSELF. IN THE PRELIMINARIES HE TOOK THE ADVANTAGE TO HURT THAT HINATA GIRL; WHO IS FROM THE SAME CLAN BUT FROM THE MAIN BRANCH! That was Uchiha Sasuke, age 12. NOW THEN... A word from Hyuga Neji... I AM NOT BRITISH!!!! I may sound British but I'm not! (Talking like a British boy!) WHAT!? NO I'M NOT!!!!! and there you have it, Hyuga Neji IS British... and his age is 13! HA! A 13-year-old doesn't even know his own culture and region he's from is! HA!!
SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!! (that was Neji)

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